A Bathroom Incident | A Family Gathering And My Largest Birthday Ever And An Age Of Empires II-Like Virtual Reality Game

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Dream 1

I somewhat remember part of what might have been two dreams or one dream with several parts, the first dream or first part that I can remember started in my grandfather’s house which was a school/college strangely, and I was a student there I guess; and the middle room was a bathroom now, and the other bedrooms & probably bathrooms were classrooms now with the kitchen & breakfast room as a cafeteria now probably.

*Sexual Content Warning Until The Second Dream Starts*

I probably had finished my classes for the day, and I went to the bathroom where the middle room should be to use the bathroom; but a former female classmate of mine who might have been a fictional former classmate of mine (I am not sure if she was a real or a fictional former classmate, but I think that she looked somewhat like AM but thinner) entered the bathroom while I was trying to urinate, and she started bothering me like she wanted to have sex with me or something while invading my personal space when I was trying to urinate.

Something strange had happened to my penis either before she entered or after she entered the bathroom where my penis was super erect/hard and super long but thinner & flatter so I could not urinate or put my penis back in my pants, and so I struggled trying to urinate and/or make the super erection go away but I could not; and during this time I also had to deal with my former female classmate who kept bothering me, who was now wanting to use my penis for something and/or have sex with me.

I kept giving excuses, saying no, and saying negative things about myself to try to make her leave me alone since I was not interested in having sex with her or having her use my penis for whatever she wanted to use it for; but she would not give up, and I literally had to walk around the room away from her with my penis hanging out trying to get the super erection to go away while trying to keep her away from me.

This was a bit comedic but also annoying & slightly scary, since I was dealing with a strange penis problem while also being sexual harassed & almost sexual molested & almost raped, and so it was a very strange/uncomfortable situation; and I ended up having to go into the hallway with my penis still hanging out to avoid my former classmate who was still sexual harassing me, fortunately no one else was in the hallway, and maybe I finally got the super erection to stop & maybe finally my penis went back to normal but I am not sure.

Dream 2

Something strange happened where maybe the dream jumped/glitched or I woke up or my memory stops there, and I guess my second dream started in the same hallway of my grandfather’s house except his house was no longer a school/college; and my mom, and some of my indirect family members from her side of the family where there & other indirect family members were slowly arriving for a family gathering or something like that.

My mom told me that she wanted to show me something and she took me outside during the day, my dad joined us, and they walked me to the area by the R Trailer where I saw long rows of tables full of various foods that started near the R Trailer and went down past my aunt JE’s house and her two neighbor’s houses; and my parent’s said that this was for my birthday (even though it is not my birthday in real life, but it is my cousin JE’s birthday), I was shocked & thankful/excited, but I felt that this was way too much food for even both sides of my indirect family combined and/or the entire neighborhood to eat in a day or two & I felt that some of the food would be wasted which I did not want & I felt that it had to cost too much so I was wondering what I could do to help get my parents money back & I thought that insects would get on some of the food since the food was outside in the open et cetera.

I had never seen this much food in my life in one location, I predicted that this was enough food to feed both sides of my indirect family and/or the entire neighborhood for several days at least, and I walked down the rows of food looking at the various types of food; but I am not sure if I ate some food during this part or not since most of my indirect family had not arrived yet, either way, I tried to figure out how to avoid food being wasted/how to keep insects away from the food/how to pay my parent’s back one day for buying all of this food/et cetera.

Somehow a virtual reality game part took place after this part of the dream, and I was in a small video game world but I am not sure how I got there; and the game reminded me of regicide mode in the video game Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings.

I was one of three players in the game, I think that I had an ally player and that we were up against the third player, and we each had a small castle with a generic queen wearing a crown with fancy clothes/robes like Queen Elizabeth or someone like that who would stand at a window of the castle looking out; and we had to protect our queens and assassinate our opponents queen, and who ever lost their queen would lose the game.

Our three small castles were in a room with black colored walls, ceiling, and floor like in a film studio or hangar; and my castle was near my ally’s castle, and each castle probably had a wall/gate to help protect it along with some knights inside & outside the castle.

My strategy was to play defensively as usual, so my ally and I focused completely on defense, letting our opponent send knights to attack our walls/gates/castle; and we would defeat them each time with our knights, and maybe sometimes we joined in the battle but I am not sure.

My ally was a man and we spent most of our time behind our castles and walls/gates commanding our knights & working on defensive strategies outside in safety & where we could see the battlefield better to better command our knights to react to changing battle conditions & to help if necessary; and I think that our opponent was a woman but I am not sure, since our queens could also command knights if we gave her the authority to do so (this was like letting the computer control your knights for you), and I remember my ally & I testing our queens to see if they could properly handle commanding our knights.

Our queens did a bit better commanding our knights than I had expected, we were easily winning the battle so far with our defensive strategy, and things had slowed down; and so my ally and I let our queens command our troops, and we both took a break from the game.

I now was back in the dream world where my birthday was taking place and more of my indirect family members were there now, I ate and drank with them & then I might have helped pack up a lot of the food to be stored in refrigerators so that the food could be eaten over the next few days but oddly some of my indirect family members started up their charcoal grills/barbecue pits, and at some point I went back to the virtual reality game to see how the battle was going & to finish the battle with my usual huge end game offensive attack strategy since our opponent should probably be weakened enough to defeat now.

I entered the game confident but to my surprise the situation had changed, our opponent or our opponent’s queen was in berserk mode/all-out attack mode screaming orders to her knights, and she had siege weapons firing at our castles/walls/gates/knights; and my ally was not back yet, so our queens had commanded our troops while we were gone, but our opponent had changed tactics in a way that our queens could not handle causing them to start losing the battle (instead of attacking our opponent once she got siege weapons & before she could use them, our queens kept a defensive position like we had taught them/used).

Large explosive balls, large fire arrows, large rocks, et cetera were being shot as us destroying our castles/walls/gates/knights; and I had to take cover, the situation was bad, and I did not know what to do since we had no siege weapons or defenses against them & soon the walls/gates would break allowing our opponent to send in her knights to attack.

My alley entered the game smiling but then he saw the situation, and he ran to take cover next to me asking me what had happened to cause the battle to start going so badly; and I told him that I was not exactly sure what happened but that one of us should have stayed to help our queens (the computer) manage the battle, and our biggest mistake was probably getting too confident & letting them manage the battle alone.

Our walls were almost broken and our opponent sent knights to attack, we sent our few knights left to fight them and they won giving us some hope, but they were killed by siege weapons by our opponent or her queen; and so now the battle seemed lost, and we tried to figure out how to surrender but I think that my ally left the game in fear cowardly leaving me alone, and I tried to call him back but he did not come back leaving me alone.

I tried to find a control panel to signal a surrender, I heard the walls break, our opponent send knights to attack, and our queens were standing in the windows of their broken castles in fear as siege weapons continued to hit our castles & battering rams hit the gate/walls; and as the knights entered our broken walls to kill our queens & me I finally found a surrender button, and that ended the game with my ally & I being defeated but at least our queens were alive & we were alive.

Now I was back in the dream world with my birthday party but it was late in the evening starting to get dark, most of my indirect family members were at my grandfather’s house now but some were still arriving, and next to the street by the R Trailer were some of my grandfather’s trashcans & they were smoking & I saw flames; and so I grabbed a water hose & turned it on, and I opened the trashcans to see what was burning in them.

I saw charcoals that some of my indirect family members had probably used in their grills/barbecue pits, some of the charcoals were still hot enough to burn some other items in the trashcans causing fires & smoke, and so I put out the fires wondering why they would do something so stupid like that; and my aunt SE drove by asking me what was going on, and so I told her.

I then walked to my grandfather’s house to tell the others what had happened, so that they could avoid this from happening in the future, but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr

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