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Working As A Bodyguard For Kris Jenner And Caitlyn Jenner

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Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day at the shopping center near W Park in the city of D, I was walking around shopping at some of the businesses in the shopping center, but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

All that I can remember of this dream is that I was a student and I went to several classes during the dream that probably took place during the day, there were other students in my classes, and the classes were realistic with lecturing/teaching/discussions/questions and answers/assignments/et cetera; and each class was longer almost like in real life and I maybe even had to walk to each class, and so it felt like you were really having class/school/college in real life instead of the normal time jumps where classes are normally short and less realistic in dreams.

I remember part of the dream involving two of the classes that I went to, the teacher of the first class was a very old short woman with whitish colored skin with grayish/whitish colored hair who wore glasses, and she was very forgetful and she had other problems probably because of her very old age.

She would lose track of what she was talking about, she would sometimes suddenly get off topic, she had to stop and pause a lot, sometimes her speech became unclear, and many other things like that; and this made my class and I wonder if she should even be teaching anymore, and we probably felt a bit bad for her.

In the dream I was possibly congested or sounding a bit sick so our teacher suddenly wiped some fragrance/scented/essential/perfume/whatever oil on my face/head, and she told me that would help me; this caught me by surprise, but I thanked her anyway even though I was not sure what it was that she wiped on my face/head exactly but that is all that I can remember of this class.

The teacher of the second class was a short strange man with whitish colored skin with short dark-colored hair who had a very annoying voice and personality, he would often annoyingly say things like: “Mmmhmm, okayyy, mmmkayyy, righttt, and yeahhh.” like he was listening even though it seemed that he did not even understand what you were saying and/or he was not really listening; and he was just generally a strange/weird man, but I can not remember the other reasons why he was strange and annoying to me but I think that he probably somewhat reminded me of the friend in this Key & Peele comedy skit:

There were two women or young women in our class who were from Japan and they would speak mostly in Japanese and in a bit of English so you could not understand most of what they would say, but our strange and annoying teacher would act like he could understand them even though I doubt that he could understand most of what they were saying because he never said anything in Japanese during the dream and he never responded to them in any meaningful way other than saying some of those same one word responses that I mentioned earlier; but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 3

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day and I seemed to be working as a bodyguard for Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner, and I was escorting them to a large blackish colored SUV (sport utility vehicle) in the small parking lot of the small shopping center that we were leaving out of.

A man with whitish colored skin with long medium-colored hair wearing a T-shirt who somewhat reminded me of one of the men from TMZ, who was paparazzi, had found us and he was blocking the SUV with his light-brownish and brownish colored car; and he was trying to take photographs of Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner with his camera, and at first I was going to ignore him as I rushed to get Kris and Caitlyn into the SUV but they yelled for me to get him out of the way.

I asked the man to please move his car and step back so that they could drive away because he was blocking their SUV, he moved his car somewhat, but then he got back in the way trying to slow them down so that he could get some more photographs; and so I had to tell him to get back again, and Kris and Caitlyn were getting angry and yelling at me again.

I managed to get the man to move his car back all the way and I got him to stay back enough to where they could drive away, and I did this just by talking to him and letting him know that he needed to move back further; and Kris and Caitlyn drove away leaving the man and I behind, but I woke up.

Dream 4

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day, maybe inside my parents’ house but I am not sure, and it involved American Football recruiters from several colleges meeting with my parents throughout the dream because they were trying to recruit my brothers TD and KD to play on their college American Football teams.

My parents met with each recruiter one-at-a-time asking questions and listening to their presentations and offers trying to decide which college was offering the best deal/offer for my brothers TD and KD (they were hoping to at least get full scholarships for each of them to go to the same college and play on the same team), and I was in a bedroom sometimes overhearing part of their conversations; but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

The end,

-John Jr