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Wyze Band

Wyze Band – Control your smart home from your wrist

What is it?

The 2020 smart band called the Wyze Band by Wyze.

Here is how Wyze describes the Wyze Band:

Wyze Band is so much more than your typical activity tracker. Wyze Band lets you control your smart home from your wrist. Don’t get us wrong! This bad boy is still every bit the activity and sleep tracker that you expect from a device sitting on your wrist. It can even track your heart rate. Take that and add to it the ability to control your smart home… Now that’s what we call a smart band.

Wyze Band can control your Wyze devices – Turn on or tune Wyze Bulb. Pause Wyze Cam notifications. Control your Wyze Plug. It will also work with future Wyze devices, and with Alexa built-in, Wyze Band can control many non-Wyze smart home products. Configure rules in the Alexa app and you can have Wyze Band controlling your smart TV, running your nighttime routine, and even fetching your favorite playlist. That’s some next-level stuff right there.

What else does Wyze Band got? How about a high-resolution, AMOLED touch screen. For those that aren’t techies out there, that’s a screen like what you have in your fancy smartphone. Customize that pixel-packed screen to make it your own. Upload your own image, or do like most people on the web do and rip off someone else’s work. Your wrist. Your choice, right?

Use Wyze Band to find your phone or receive call/app notifications. Heaven knows you can’t live without your phone for five minutes…

Don’t sweat the sweat or the shower. Wyze Band is 5ATM rated, meaning you can submerge it up to 50 metres for 10 minutes. So, unless you’ve recently taken up deep-sea diving, you won’t have problems taking this into the water with you. Wyze Band is designed to be comfortable and with a 10-day battery life, you’ll hardly ever need to take it off.

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A Batman: The Killing Joke Quote By My Brother GC

Earlier this week my brother GC and I watched the animated film Batman: The Killing Joke, and there was a scene in the film where The Joker told Batman a joke:

Batman: The Killing Joke Movie Ending

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum…and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more.

They decide they’re going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight…stretching away to freedom.

Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem.

But his friend, his friend daredn’t make the leap.

Y’see…y’see, he’s afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea…He says ‘Hey!

I have my flashlight with me!

I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings.

You can walk along the beam and join me!’ B-but the second guy just shakes his head.

He suh-says… he says ‘What do you think I am? Crazy?

You’d turn it off when I was half way across!

– Batman: The Killing Joke | Quote Credit: Wikiquote