Bear Dookie

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I had more dreams and there was more to this dream, but now I can only remember part of the end of my last dream.

I was working at a larger slightly fictional version of The BP Library, and at the end of the dream I was probably shelving in and / or near the DVD section after my female coworker MH walked away briefly from the reference desk and no one was at the AV desk.

A woman with light-color skin with dark-brown hair that was somewhat pinned back wearing glasses and a T-shirt and pants walked over to me asking me for help, I answered one of her questions, and then she asked me if we had a movie (DVD) called Bear Dookie.

The name of that movie was strange to me and I had never heard of it before, and so I told her that I would look on the computer to see if I could find it.

For some reason I thought that there was a special program on our work computers that we could use to look up items and request them for patrons, and so I went to MH’s desk to use her computer.

MH was still logged in, MH walked over and I apologized for using her computer and I told her what I was doing, and she told me that maybe there was no special program for that and that the normal program would work for looking for items in our catalog and the patron would have to request the item themselves.

Before I could do anything the woman walked around the corner from behind some DVD shelves with what looked like some special gear that comes with the Bear Dookie DVD that seemed to be part of a bear costume (maybe just the head) and maybe something else and a chainsaw.

I did not think much of it, though it was odd, but then the woman cranked the chainsaw turning it on and she started walking toward me with the chainsaw like she was going to kill me or something.

I started to back away, she got distracted by another patron who(m) she possibly killed or briefly went after, I was behind the pillar behind MH’s desk at this point, and the woman returned to trying to find me.

There was a pause where I heard a loud and long fart, it was the woman, and this made the situation even more crazy and strange and I probably assumed that the woman was insane at this point.

The woman continued after me so I started running to avoid her while maybe saying something to her, but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr