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Tom Green’s House

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day, and I went to Tom Green’s house.

His house was a multi-story building with maybe several other smaller buildings where he lived & he had a film studio where he made TV shows & movies & comedy skits et cetera with other actors / actresses / comedians & he had a small shop / store there, and another comedian / actor lived there too.

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AG Vomits | A Comedian | JB Sleeping At Work & Joe Burrow As Justin Bieber?

Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that I was at work at The BP Library, and I was walking behind the front desk carrying a bowl of something and something else.

My coworker Ms. JM and my female coworker AG were standing and talking behind the front desk as I walked by, AG looked sick, and then she vomited.

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Fred Durst Cooking At A Family Gathering

I had more dreams and there was more to this dream but I did not record them, and so now I only barely remember part of one dream.

Part of this dream was inspired by a Chris Stuckmann video that I watched on YouTube before going to sleep that was called The Fanatic – Hilariocity Review:

All that I can remember of this dream now is that it took place during the day, and some of my family and I were at a slightly larger and nicer version of The G House preparing for family gathering for my mom’s side of the family.

We brought food and other supplies, we were setting things up, and slowly family members from my mom’s side of the family were showing up at The E House.

Some of those family members started to come to The G House to hang out, bring supplies, and help set up.

I remember seeing and talking briefly with my male cousin EE, some of my other family members from the state of T, and several others.

At some point Fred Durst was in the kitchen cooking, he was cooking our food supplies for the family gathering, and I briefly talked to him; and he told me that he wanted to do most of the cooking, and so that is what he was doing.

Too many family members were starting to show up, we were not even ready yet and I did not feel like being around them, and so I left at some point with plans to return later when everything was ready.

The next thing that I remember is going inside a building that was next to several other buildings, it had school and store areas and a movie theater-like area, and I remember walking through the movie theater-like area.

There was a video of a male comedian with light-color skin with short yellow hair talking about conservative stuff and talking/ranting about liberal stuff, and he was talking about conservative ideas/conservatives being under attack by liberals et cetera.

He gave some examples and he asked the audience to think about what he was saying, he made a point that I can not remember, and it seemed like he was possibly on to something as I thought about his example and the question that he asked the audience.

I remember walking around trying to find a bathroom because I needed to urinate, when I went to go into a bathroom my former female classmate LJ was either in the bathroom or walked into the bathroom making a strange almost crying-like sound like someone who was unstable and sad, and so I left the bathroom to find another one.

LJ walked out of the bathroom still making the same sound, I felt a bit bad for her but I really needed to use the bathroom and I also felt like avoiding her for now at least, and so I ducked to hide behind something.

I was wearing a backpack oddly, as I was hiding I noticed a men’s and a women’s bathroom that was in a store across from me, and in the store were two female employee’s with light-color skin.

The two women heard and saw LJ walk by, and I heard them wondering what was wrong with LJ.

After LJ walked by I walked into the store, I went to say something to the two women, and I was going to ask them if I could use their bathroom but I woke up.

In the real world I really did need to use the bathroom.

The end,

-John Jr

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Katt Williams: Great America

Source: IMDb

What is it?

The Netflix Katt Williams stand up comedy special Katt Williams: Great America.

What is it about?

This is how Rotten Tomatoes describes this stand up comedy special:

Veteran comedian, actor, rapper and social activist Katt Williams takes on a hit list of topics in his debut Netflix Original Stand-up comedy special, Katt Williams: Great America.

The polarizing and over-the-top poster figure for hard truth and underground comedy reflects on the current political climate, racial tensions in America, and his disdain of roast beef.

Final Thoughts

This was not as good as some other stand up comedy specials that I have seen by Katt Williams, it was not as funny or insightful compared to some of his previous work and he relied too much on playing to the city that he was in which made his routine seem a little lazy and not well prepared, and the sex topic went on too long and was not that funny.

I was hoping for more political commentary and political comedy, and more comedy about the current state of The United States but there was not as much of that as I had expected or hoped.

The end,

-John Jr

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How To Properly Fall Out Of The Sky

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Source: Wikipedia

Last night I only remember some of my last dream, and the beginning is blurry & confusing.

I remember seeing a man who was a comedian, he appeared to be about age 40, and then I remember seeing that same man at a much older age.

He appeared to be in a house, and a nurse was giving him a sponge bath, but he had clothes on. (Thank goodness/fortunately)

He was standing up as the nurse was cleaning him with the sponge and he seemed to want to tell her something, but it seemed like he could not talk; and so he started to write something on her arm, I think.

It seemed to be something that looked like a tattoo or just a message, but for some reason she did not notice him writing on her arm.

The dream then moved to another area, I think it was a bathroom, and a woman was sitting next to a bathtub.

I had the feeling that was the man’s wife and in the tub was their son I guess, but he appeared to be 13-16 years old, and so I was wondering why his mom was in the bathroom.

Fortunately he had his clothes on too, but he was in the tub and it appeared that his mom was about to give him a bath; talk about strange & even more strange is that he had clothes on. (I am glad that my brain often censors stuff like that even in dreams)

Anyway, as she was raising the bath towel, she stopped and stared at the door.

She appeared to know that her husband was trying to tell the nurse something by writing a message on her arm, and so she left the bathroom to go find him, I guess.

As she left the bathroom she put on a robe and she looked a bit like Sarah Palin mixed with Queen Jadis/The White Witch from The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe, and then she walked to a closet in the bedroom & she walked in.

When she walked into the closet it led to what appeared to be a hospital, and I think she started to call her husband’s name and she went around looking for him.

I had the feeling that she had powers or something, and I was confused about the situation.

I am not sure what happened next, but my guess is: That I think that I appeared in the dream with my brothers D&D and CC, and we decided to go into the closet in the bedroom that the woman had went into.

What happened next was that I remember falling from the sky with my three brothers, toward a fictional version of the city of LC.

We were falling fast and it felt realistic, but LC looked bigger & different.

I felt the wind, I felt the strange falling feeling you get on fast carnival rides, I felt that we could actually die, and our clothes were blowing in the wind like you would expect in real life.

It felt so real, exactly like I think things would have been like in real life.

I held on to D&D with my left arm, and I held on to CC with my right arm.

I tried to figure out how we could survive this fall, and I noticed a swimming pool on the top of a large building that seemed to be a fancy hotel; and I decided that we should try to fall into the swimming pool.

I told my brothers to duck their heads down a bit so that when we hit the water, hopefully our necks will not break, and I told them to tilt their bodies a bit, so that we could land into the pool; because we were falling in the wrong direction.

As we tilted our bodies a bit, we started to fall toward the pool and we were falling fast, and we hit the water & we went all the way to the bottom of the pool, until our feet hit the bottom.

I could feel the water and the impact of hitting the water, it all felt real, except for the fact that we survived. 😀

I pulled D&D to the top of the water and I put them on the side of the pool, and then CC came up to the top of the water too.

Everyone was okay, and we were surprised that we had survived.

I then told them that we had to leave soon before the owners of the hotel saw us, and I looked around but I did not see anyone, and so I took a moment to make a plan.

I noticed that we were near the boardwalk & beach in LC, and so I decided that we should find a place to sleep near that area until the next day; because the sun was going to go down soon.

I noticed some buildings that appeared to probably have some safe places to sleep, but I told my brothers that we should check the area and find some sticks or something to use as weapons, just in case.

We then started to leave the hotel, but I woke up,
-John Jr 🙂