The video that made me laugh the most (though I am not a fan of the cursing et cetera) was called Thug Robs Superhero – Employee Evaluation:
I am not sure what day I had this dream but it was a recent dream, it is mostly a destroyed memory of a dream, and the dream involved a woman who possibly worked against her will as a spy and/or assassin and/or some job(s) like that for a secret (shadow) government agency-like group (like a secret intelligence agency or something like that maybe) but I can not remember.
I think that I was trying to find this woman and/or was interested in this woman in some way and/or was trying to help her out of her possibly forced job (enslavement), but those are the only assumed fragments of the dream that I can remember and these may not even be correct.
This was my favorite dream from last night but unfortunately I ended up forgetting a lot of it as I tried to organize the memories of this long dream in my mind before voice recording it, and so now my favorite dream from last night is missing many details because it was long and it took place over a long period of time.
This dream was possibly one of my longest and best dating dreams so far, and it started during the day in a fictional city where I had returned to college trying to finally finish college and improve my life in various ways.
I was really trying to change my life for the better after years of stagnation but a secret (shadow) government agency-like group (maybe a secret black budget intelligence agency-like group) approached me one day, they seemed to possibly be associated with the United States and/or a combination of countries but I am not sure, and they secretly operated around the world (internationally) using their own Suicide Squad-like groups to do their dirty work and illegal activities.
They would blackmail, threatened, trick, torture, imprison, et cetera criminals (members of terrorist groups, gangs, mafias, rebel groups, pirates, thieves, murders, and more), the poor, orphans, people with certain skills, et cetera into working for them.
This allowed them to have expendable unofficial agents doing their dirty work around the world so that they did not have to worry if they got caught and/or killed, and none of this would be traced back to them.
This group was well-funded and well-equipped and would learn all that they could about people before approaching them like they had access to the biggest and best spy network in the world, they would learn your weaknesses so that they could exploit them when recruiting you, and they would even threaten to harm your friends and family et cetera if you did not work for them.
They were doing various secret things and crimes all around the world to achieve various goals by forcing others to do it for them (assassinations, overthrowing governments, destabilizing regions, and many other negative things), it was a scary and brilliant idea, and they were behind many negative things happening around the world.
They knew a lot about me so they knew how to get me to work for them even though I did not want to, I can not remember how they threatened me, but I think that they threatened my family and gave me proof of what they would do to them if I did not work for them; and they would get away with it because they were probably part of the government with no oversight who could do what they wanted basically.
I was not a criminal but I was poor and someone who could blend in and had various other skills so they had me mostly spy on and stalk people, and steal stuff for them because they knew that I would refuse to kill people or torture people or anything like that.
When they were threatening me (recruiting me) I saw that they had captured some pirates and terrorist group members from Africa who were probably followers of the religion of Islam, they were all male with dark-brown and black skin, and they tried to recruit them but they were failing at first because these men were resisting most of their threats.
They finally recruited the men by threatening to lie about them to other pirate and terrorist groups, this would harm their reputation and cause the other groups to try to kill them, and so they finally agreed to work for them.
After being forced to work for them I continued going to college and trying to improve my life, but when they would contact me I had to stop what I was doing and go do their missions (even if I was in class); and I hated doing this, but I did not want my family to be harmed so I would do their missions and then return to my normal life.
One of my missions probably put me in indirect or direct contact with Alice Morgan from the television series Luther, I probably had to spy on and stalk someone and maybe happened to see her or she was who I had to spy on and stalk but I can not remember, and after my mission I was interested in and attracted to Alice Morgan so I continued to stalk her trying to learn as much as I could about her trying to figure out what kind of man she liked and what could I do to try to become a man who(m) she would like and be attracted to and want to date.
After stalking her for a while it seemed that a man like John Luther from the television series Luther was her ideal man, and that I could never compete or be like him so I decided to just be myself and finally approach her to ask her on a date.
Maybe she remembered me but I can not remember and she accepted my offer and we went on a date to my surprise, and it was one of the longest and best dream dates that I ever had but unfortunately I can not remember most of what we did; and in this dream Alice Morgan acted a bit more like Ruth Wilson than Alice Morgan the character, and so she acted like a combination of the character and the actress herself.
I do know that our date started in the day and we went around the city walking, talking, and more down streets, highways, neighborhoods, stores, restaurants, cinemas, courtyards, parking lots, and more.
We probably ate, drank, maybe watched a film, and more having a good time smiling and talking as our connection constantly grew stronger like we had dated a long time.
Besides our connection growing constantly, our sexual arousal levels seemed to be growing (I know mine were) as well, and we (or at least I) could barely contain it and we were trying to make our way to somewhere private at one of our places to continue our date and probably have sex.
It was like a primitive (subconscious) connection and attraction and instinct, my usual cautiousness et cetera was mostly overridden by this growing connection and attraction and sexual arousal so I was acting more like the stereotype of a man than I normally would with this connection and sex constantly on my mind as I enjoyed this date so much that I did not want it to end, and so we were making a lot of physical contact but probably not kissing too much or making certain types of physical contact to avoid getting out of control and having sex in public.
I remember us walking arm and arm, holding hands, her riding on my back, her riding on my shoulders, me carrying her, walking shoulder to shoulder, and more as we joked around and goofed around having fun and talking and playing games around the city.
I somewhat remember a very nice moment of us walking along quiet streets and neighborhoods and back roads near fields making physical contact in various ways, and me carrying Alice around in various ways as we goofed around and had fun.
I opened up to her about when I first saw her, how I was being forced to work for a shadow (secret) government agency-like group to spy on and stalk people and steal stuff and information, how I had stalked her and why, how I realized that I could never be like John Luther or be her ideal man, and how I decided to just approach her finally and be myself; and to my surprise she was okay with that, and with me being myself and with who I really am.
We continued our amazing date trying to reach one of our places to probably have sex because we could barely contain ourselves, but we got stopped because we could not cross a highway because our visibility was blocked on the left side and traffic kept passing quickly and dangerously.
We tried to wait but that was not working out and I was impatient so I decided to climb on a building to sneak into a classroom (one of my college classes took place in this classroom) at the college that I attended so that I could open the door to the building so that we could use it to reach my place, this building and classroom was supposed to be locked now because it was evening now so our date must have lasted for hours, and I sneaked into the classroom but the lights were on oddly.
I saw a female student with white skin walking to the door to probably turn off the lights and make sure that the door was locked so I hid under some desks, as the student was about to leave she stopped like she sensed me, and then a male student with white skin and a female teacher with white skin (who I probably recognized as one of my college teachers) joined her in making sure that the classrooms were locked.
After the brief pause the students and the teacher were walking away but somehow the teacher saw me, and she entered the classroom threatening to call the police on me as I tried to explain why I was there and some other things.
The situation looked bad and now my amazing date was interrupted and was probably going to be ended before we could even finish it or have sex, I would possibly get kicked out of college and arrested, and so I tried to talk to the teacher explaining my situation and reminded her that I did good in her class and begging but it did not seem to be working.
Alice Morgan was still outside somewhere waiting on me to open the door so she could not see or hear us so she did not know that this was going on, and she probably was wondering what was taking me so long to unlock the door; but I woke up as I was still talking with the teacher (professor).
All that I can remember of this dream from last night is that part of the dream possibly involved some of the cats outside at my parent’s house during the day, and another part of the dream involved me watching a fan-made maybe parody film trailer that used some of the sound effects and music and style from the Inception teaser trailer and the Inception trailer and the Prometheus trailer.
The creator of the trailer was narrating and acting in the trailer, it started with him talking and showing himself, and then the Inception horn/whatever sounds started along with some Inception trailer music then it moved on to various scenes with sounds and music from the Prometheus trailers too.
I remember laughing and smiling as I watched this trailer, and that is all that I can remember of this part of the dream.
The last part of the dream involved me being inside a house and my former male classmate DH was visiting, I remember talking with him about various things including maybe things that I have been trying to do to improve my life and trying to reach some of my past goals and deal with some of my problems, and I remember my former classmate DH giving his opinions and assessment of my efforts and giving some advice but that is all that I can remember of this dream.
The other night I had three dreams and in each dream I came closer to realizing I was dreaming.
I hope to one day realize I am dreaming and be able to control what goes on in my dream, also called lucid dreaming.
My first dream took place in a building that was a combination of a school, hospital, and a business.
I seem to have dreams with buildings like this quite often now, they seem more like a school and hospital combined.
With smooth white colored floors and white colored walls, and a lot of light.
There usually never windows in my dreams, but this one had a balcony on one of the floors/stories.
In this building there were military people (soldiers), police, and doctors or teachers.
And there were people I went to high school with there too, we were in groups or teams.
Each team was going around the building with guns, like we were training or something.
The building had many rooms and was a bit like a maze, I had the feeling that this was more than training.
It seemed that we were looking for something or someone in the building, I had the strange feeling it was zombies or something.
I do not remember much but I do remember getting lost from my team, and I started talking to someone I knew from high school.
While I was talking to this person, I started to think about another dream and I knew exactly what this person was going to say.
I even started to say what they were going to say, as they said it, but I said it quietly to myself so that they could not hear.
What that person said was almost the same as another dream but it was a bit different, I found that strange and as I was starting to think a soldier interrupted me and asked where was my team.
I told him that I did not know, so he told me to go find them and so I left to go find my team.
Just before the soldier interrupted me, I believe I was close to realizing that I was asleep.
As I walked around looking for my team I say a balcony that looked the same as a zombie dream I had, and that dream was in a building similar to this one so I started to think that there were zombies in this building somewhere.
In that zombie dream, I flew off the balcony to escape the zombies so I decided to try to fly.
So I ran and jumped in the hallway and started to flap my arms like a bird a little, then I started to fly toward the ceiling.
Then the dream ended and another dream started.
In this dream I was flying around a fictional version of D, and I was flying near my house.
There were tall trees around and I was using the trees to fly faster, by pushing the tree branches as I flew by them.
I also was doing stunts, like spinning on tree branches like a gymnast.
At the top of one of the tall trees was a platform, probably made of concrete or something, it was connected to the tree or just floating there, I can not remember.
I found that odd, so I started to fly over there but I started having a hard time flying.
So I was trying to get over to the platform before I fall, and then I saw 2 lions and 1 baby lion.
They were climbing and jumping to get to the platform, I guess it was their home or something.
I tried to get to the platform before them so I could use it to run on so I could jump and start flying again.
The lions saw me and looked confused, but they did not seem dangerous, but I was not going to take a chance.
I got to the platform first and started to run and jump off, but I could only float down so I got back on the platform again.
The lions were almost to the platform so I ran and jumped off and started to fly a little, but I could only fly toward the ground so I started to fly down to my yard.
I only was able to reach the field by the fence at my house, and out in the field there was a lion tied to a chain.
I found that odd and started to think about if my brothers had a pet lion, before I could realize this was a dream, I was interrupted by the lion’s chain that was long so it could reach me if it saw me.
So I started to run and jump so I could fly again, and it worked so I started to fly up in the air higher as I flapped my arms to fly higher.
Then I woke up, then I went back to sleep and had my third dream.
In my third dream I was driving through a fictional L city, and decided to stop at a store that looked like Goodwill.
There was an employee outside and she told me there was a special Christmas sale, so I went inside.
Inside I did not see anything I wanted, and then I can not remember what happened exactly.
All I remember is that me and 3 employees got taken hostage inside a van by 3 criminals with guns.
The driver was a hostage and the lead criminal sat in the front seat.
2 employees sat in the seat in front of me, and I sat in the back seat in between two of the criminals.
As we drove up the road I was thinking about what should I do to escape and thinking about other dreams or something.
Then the leader left the front seat and came in the back of the van, and started to give a speech about his beliefs about the World and stuff.
I decided to grab his arm and throw him in the seat with me and the other two criminals, and hope the 2 employees can grab their guns.
So I did, and I wrestled with the three criminals in the back seat while the employees grabbed the guns.
I can not remember what happened, but I know we were successful.
Then I woke up,
-John Jr 🙂
My dreams last night seemed very random because each dream was about something else.
I ate some food before I went to bed and my stomach started to hurt a bit, but I went to bed anyway.
I had at least 5 dreams last night but I can only remember a bit of 4 of the dreams.
My 1st dream started at an apartment I think, all I remember is that I was walking through the apartment building and I was carrying something but I don’t know what it was.
I think someone else was with me and I was helping them carry stuff, a group of gothic looking people were going into their apartment room but they stopped to look at the stuff I was carrying and they gave me a compliment about the stuff I was carrying.
I said thanks, and I was going to tell them the stuff was not mine, but I did not.
That is all I remember of this dream.
My 2nd dream was in a building, me and a group of people were hiding from something or someone.
We were on the top floor of an old house, building, or some small apartment.
The group of people was a mixed group of different people of different ages, and the only person in the group that I knew was Mrs. SF.
We were trying to figure out what we should do, stay in this room hiding or try to run out of the building.
I think a few of us had weapons and maybe a gun.
We decided that a small group of us should go look for a way to escape, and so me and a few people left the room with our weapons.
That is all I remember of this dream.
The 3rd dream was about a movie actress from the television show ER and a few other celebrities that were going to a recreation center, but she was going to a public recreation center instead of a private one.
The recreation center seemed to be at the top of a big building in a big city like New York City, the outside looked a little old and dirty.
She went inside and things looked nice inside, there were many things to do inside for people of different ages.
It seemed that she was going to exercise at the gym, but on her way there a kid said something to her so she stopped.
The kid was at some game table and needed a partner to play with, so he asked the actress to play with him.
She smiled and said okay, then the kid said something that was funny and surprising.
The kid said : “Hey lady no offense but I know a lady like you that normally looks good would not usually stop to play a game with a kid like me, but today you do not look that good because your hair is pulled back, so I guess this is my lucky day, and I am sure that next time you will fix you hair and will look better & will ignore an annoying kid like me.”
The actress laughed and made no comment, and then they started to play the game.
Then that dream ended.
My 4th dream was about me, my dad, and other workers at the school board getting held hostage by a group of criminals.
We were leaving a building that looked like the building from my second dream, and some guys with guns told us to stop.
Outside the building there was a big field with a baseball field, soccer field, sidewalks, and a neighborhood.
There were kids riding their bicycles, but no one noticed that we were being held hostage.
We just sat outside for a long time, and I did not know what the criminals wanted.
It seems that maybe they were going to rob the school board or something?
Then I woke up,