PewDiePie’s (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg’s) Party?

All that I can remember of this dream is that I was inside maybe a house or small building that was possibly between my parent’s house and The G House or it was very close to The G House, and from a window I saw my male cousin DE inside The G House.

I was possibly in an unstable mood and/or I was annoyed at (with) my cousin DE about something so I decided to walk into The G House without permission and without knocking, and then I walked to the entrance of the room that my cousin DE was in and I said something to him.

I then realized how stupid this was and I sneaked away hoping that either he did not realize who I was or that he would think that he had been hallucinating, and so I sneaked back to where I came from and I continuing through that house or building outside.

My cousin DE walked to his window and door looking out to see who had been in his house, he did not see me so he went back inside The G House like he was confused, and then the next part of the dream took place in what seemed to be a slightly fictional version of my parent’s yard from the back gate down past the area behind the house.

I am not sure if my parent’s house was there or not, I just know that there was a building between where the house was or should be and the fence, and this building was a long narrow building with the front entrance possibly having no walls so you could see down the long hallway of the building from the outside which made it feel like and indoor/outdoor building.

Inside and outside of this building a party was about to start and maybe PewDiePie (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg) or a fake PewDiePie or a man with white skin with yellow/brown hair from somewhere in Scandinavia (maybe Sweden) who reminded me of him was throwing the party, and maybe he had a brother (possibly a twin brother) who was throwing the party with him.

Maybe I knew someone who knew PewDiePie so I was allowed at the party but I am not sure, either way PewDiePie and maybe his brother wanted me to help them with a video skit that they were trying to film, and I remember helping them with one part where I was swinging what I thought was a hockey stick.

They stopped filming my scene complaining that it was not a hockey stick, they said it was some kind of weapon that I can not remember and that I had not heard of before, and that I was swinging it wrong and they decided to not film my scene and they stopped filming the skit somewhat angrily.

Slowly people started to arrive for the party including some of their family and friends et cetera, celebrities like the former basketball player Magic Johnson, popular YouTubers, some people I knew like maybe my former male classmate JC and maybe his wife YC, children, people who were there to help run the party, and more.

In the building the food and other items for the party were lined up along the left side of the wall and hall, and the tables and chairs were on the right side of the wall and hall.

There were many types of foods and things on the left side so it looked like a kitchen at a somewhat fancy buffet or restaurant, and further down the hall in some dark areas were some doors that led to the bathroom.

I remember going to use the bathroom, my brother CC was in the bathroom just getting off the toilet, and I needed to use the toilet so I sat down after he got up without wiping the toilet seat like I normally would.

I felt something on my butt as I sat on the toilet like the toilet seat was not clean, and I looked down to see that the toilet seat was not clean and it had stuff on it included what looked like boogers.

I complained to my brother CC who smiled and laughed a bit like it was a joke, and I started to spray some cleaner on the toilet seat as I tried to wipe the stuff away but the booger-like stuff was difficult to remove so I eventually gave up and I did not use the bathroom.

I returned to the party to look at the food, some people were eating (the children) and some people were waiting for the party to officially start (like Magic Johnson who I saw walking around outside like he was somewhat bored), and I saw a woman with white skin with black hair who looked serious and like she took herself and her job too serious.

The woman seemed to be a designer looking around trying to decide how to present the food and decorations et cetera, it was probably very expensive paying her for this, and she was so serious like a fashion designer or artist who takes themselves too seriously.

I decided to wait for the party to officially start before eating so I continued looking at what food I might want later, but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr


A Vampire Mission To Steal A Lamp

Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that I think that most of it took place outside during the evening or night, there was probably some action and interesting things that happened that I can not remember, and this dream was possibly connected to and/or similar to the second and third dream; but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

All that I can remember of this dream is being inside a building with my former male classmate DH, we both seemed to be police officers/detectives and partners, and we were wearing dress clothes and we each had a pistol; and we were going through many dark and dimly lit mostly bathroom-like rooms looking for and dealing with threats.

There were many places where we could be ambushed by surprise and so we had to move cautiously and stay close to each other watching each other’s backs, sometimes we literally had to stand back-to-back to avoid getting flanked by threats, and it was a bit scary and intense; but we seemed determined to do our job and find and clear all the threats, but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 3

All that I can remember of this dream is that it possibly started in the same building from the second dream or a slightly different version of the same building, I am assuming that a male Malkavian vampire attacked and turned a woman into a vampire who looked like the actress Milla Jovovich as her character Leeloo from the film The Fifth Element, except that her futuristic clothing covered most of her body normally instead of being very revealing like in the movie.

The woman woke up later in one of the dimly lit bathroom-like rooms, she was now a vampire and she now seemed like a combination of Leeloo and Harley Quinn from Batman, and a male voice (probably the male Malkavian who turned her into a vampire against her will) sent her on a mission to steal a lamp made by a famous designer in maybe the 1930s – 1960s; and so she left to steal the lamp.

The lamp was in a small building that was like a motel room/museum where there were several lamps on display in a small motel-like room with a bed and other furniture, it was closed for the day, but she went inside the room and she found the correct lamp; and then she went to sleep on the bed because she was tired from getting turned into a vampire and not feeding yet.

The vampire who sent her could communicate with her in her mind I guess and I guess he could see that she was at risk of being found and possibly arrested which would increase the chances of humans finding out that she is a vampire and that vampires exist, which would break the masquerade, and so this vampire communicated with me probably in my mind like maybe I was a Malkavian vampire too or a ghoul or just a human who he somehow could contact; and he sent me to get the female vampire and the lamp before she gets herself arrested, and so I drove to get her.

The next morning the owner of the building and lamp collection saw the female vampire sleeping on the bed in his building, he woke her up telling her that she was not supposed to be there, and she said that she had been tired and that she had needed to rest; and that she would leave soon but she needed a bit more time to rest, and the man walked off like he was going to either give her a few more minutes or he was going to call the police.

I arrived in my automobile and I got the female vampire out of the bed and she took the lamp and we left in my automobile before the owner could return, I communicated with the vampire who sent us to let him know that we had the lamp and that I had the female vampire and that we were on our way to return it to him, and as we drove I talked to the female vampire about how she almost got arrested.

I felt sorry for her and I felt that it was wrong that she got turned into a vampire against her will and that no one had explained things to her or taught her yet, and that she was sent on a mission immediately after waking up after being turned into a vampire and that she had not even been fed yet; and I gave her some advice as we drove.

I did not like the vampire who was ordering us around but I guess he had some power over us or something like that, I remember wanting to do all the missions that he had so that we would not have to deal with him anymore, and I remember the female vampire and I doing several missions on our way to give the vampire who sent us the lamp that he wanted; but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr