A Hidden Men’s Bathroom Near A Boardwalk

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I am not sure if this is one dream or several dreams of the same place because I had past memories of the area near the boardwalk like I have dreamed of it before, either way, I will type it as one dream.

I remembering traveling with my parents’ and maybe some of my brothers by automobile during the day like we were traveling to a fictional city on vacation, and we stopped at a Dollar General-like store.

Inside the Dollar General-like store I remember seeing/hearing a bald male manager with dark brownish colored skin being very mean to some new workers (male and female) who(m) he was supposed to be training, and then we came across my cousin male DE and my aunt JE (who is my cousin DE’s mom).

My cousin DE told us that his mom/my aunt JE and him had driven somewhere in a fictional old ugly 1980s-style small car (my cousin DE drove), but they stopped to buy something at the Dollar General-like store.

Somehow my cousin DE and I ended up driving or walking to a fictional nice boardwalk that somewhat reminded me of the boardwalk in the city of LC, the weather was nice and there were many people there having a good time, and there were even dolphins/ducks/birds/et cetera around the boardwalk and in the water.

An event was taking place and The President Of The United States Of America (The US President) was supposed to give a speech, so part of the boardwalk had a lot of Secret Service agents and police in and around it, and so my cousin DE and I avoided this area.

Something strange happened in the sky where grayish colored military fighter jets flew over the water dropping what seemed to be bombs in the water, even though there were dolphins and other non-human animals in the water, and I was confused and annoyed by this.

It seemed that this was part of the event like it was meant to show the power of the United States (US) military or something like that but that is a wild guess, my cousin DE and I continued walking to an outdoor market/carnival-like area near the boardwalk, and I had past memories of this place like I have dreamed of it before.

In my memories of this area I remembered shopping and having fun at some of the outdoor shops/booths, there was also a business inside a building next to this area, and this building had a women’s’ and mens’ bathroom; and I used to use the mens’ bathroom sometimes, but the business and the mens’ bathroom got closed down.

My cousin DE and I explored some of the shops (which sold various items, food, drinks, et cetera) and carnival-like booths, oddly I do not remember seeing my cousin DE again after this part of the dream and I do not know where he went or what happened to him, and at some point I stood in line at one of the carnival-like booths where a strong woman would pick you up in the air with one arm.

The strong woman had whitish colored skin with maybe blondish colored hair that was maybe braided in maybe a French braid-like style but I could be wrong, eventually it was the turn of a woman with whitish colored skin standing in line in front of me, but we were standing so close to each other that when the strong woman picked her up with one hand that I was able to hang on to her and the strong woman picked us both up with one hand at least ten times to my surprise.

But then the strong woman’s arm fell off, the woman had two fake arms because she did not have real arms for some reason (which we already knew somehow), and so the strong woman smiled/laughed and she put her fake arm back on; and we all probably clapped and cheered because we were impressed by her strength, and then the woman and I moved out-of-the-way so that the next person could take their turn.

I then decided to go see if I could find the mens’ bathroom that got closed down when the business in the same building got closed down, oddly the women’s’ bathroom did not get closed down, but it looked like a wall was where the entrance of the mens’ bathroom used to be like they sealed it off.

Suddenly my former male classmate MJ, my former classmate MJ’s fictional large bald bodyguard with dark brownish colored skin, and my former male classmate ME walked up looking for the bathroom as well; and oddly they were all dressed up in pinstriped(?) suits with fedora hats like they were in a mafia/gang, and my former classmate MJ was the leader of the mafia/gang.

I greeted them and I told them that the mens’ bathroom used to be here but they closed it down, I found the exact place where the entrance used to be and then I pushed it with my hands, and the wall was really a fake wall that you had to slide open to reveal the entrance of the mens’ bathroom to my/our surprise; and then we walked inside the bathroom.

The bathroom was partly sealed off but parts of it was/were still open and the electricity and water still worked and there was a sink, an open urinal next to sink with no privacy, a half-open stall with a toilet that was partly under the divider of the stall next to it so you could not use the toilet, a full stall with a toilet next to that, and finally my former classmate ME found a small opening that led to one more stall with a toilet.

I had to urinate pretty badly but my former classmates got the stalls leaving the open urinal which the bodyguard was standing next to, I did not feel comfortable, and so I decided to wait for them to finish; but I did try to find somewhere else more comfortable to use the bathroom but I failed.

Then I started trying to use the open urinal but I could not urinate like I was too uncomfortable or something like that, then I tried to use the half-open stall with the toilet that was half under the divider of the other stall but I did not want to get urine on the divider so I decided not try it, and then finally I was able to try the stalls once my former classmates finished but I still could not urinate.

Something strange happened where I think that I temporarily became an animated airbender (probably Tenzin) from the animated TV show The Legend Of Korra and his brother and sister entered the bathroom as well, and maybe we got attacked or something like that; but I can not remember.

Then I went back outside and I probably became myself again, I remember having past memories of some of the owners/workers at the outdoor shops/booths running for political office, and I remember them recommending that I ran for political office as well but I kindly refused.

Now some of them were once again running for political office and this time I started to wonder if I should run for political office with them, they were trying to get elected to one or more local government positions like mayor and/or city council et cetera, but I woke up as I was talking to them and thinking.

When I woke up I really had to use the bathroom, it is amazing that I did not accidentally urinate on myself during the dream because in the dream I was really trying hard to urinate but I could not, and so I am lucky that our bodies usually will not let us urinate in our sleep. 😀

The end,

-John Jr