NF’s Message In Poorly Typed English

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Source: Wikipedia

Dream 1

I had several dreams last night but I forgot one of my dreams after failing to record it before going back to sleep again and when I woke up later I was focused on something else & I forgot the/that dream, but I remember that it had something to do with Johnny Knoxville and/or the TV show Jackass at some point or something in the dream reminded me of him/the TV show; but that is all that I can remember.

Dream 2

The only other dream that I can remember part of involved me getting an online message / email / text / instant message / or something like that and/or a phone call from my online female contact from Germany NF, and I remember that her text/typed message was in very poorly typed English like: *Helo Jun, I no duq ffi ioq ffa*. (This is just an example)

It was so bad that her message did not seem to be English mostly/really, and so I had to keep reading it trying to figure out what her message really said/meant; I wondered if her English had gotten that bad so quickly or if something else was wrong.

I was able to translate a few of the words and the rest I had to guess, and so I probably imagine NF saying the words in my mind to help me figure out what the words meant and/or NF called me at some point and/or I called her.

We probably communicated in some form during the dream, but I can not remember that part of the dream; and I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr