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Funny Spelling Errors

Funny Spelling Errors

What is it?

The 2020 YouTube video Funny Spelling Errors by the YouTube channel Mentally Mitch.

What is it about?

This is how Mentally Mitch describes this video:

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We butcher the English language so badly lol

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Dreams

Finn Wolfhard & Languages & Slow Cookers

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day, I was outside, and I left by bus with some young people including Finn Wolfhard.

At some point our bus arrived at its destination, we got off the bus, and we got in line to wait.

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Waking Up In A Dream | My Coworker Mr. CF Gets Fired? | Killing Snakes | A Psychopath? | My Former Classmate DH Inspires A Language? | A Car Drives Through The Yard

Dream 1

I took a very short nap on the living room couch while watching television, and during that nap I had a dream that basically mirrored what was happening in the real world.

In the dream I woke up into the dream from a nap still on a couch, my brother GC was still on his computer, but we were inside a fictional house in a fictional room that was larger with a tall ceiling and it looked interesting.

On the tall ceiling there was some orange insulation-like stuff, and the room had an interesting maybe orangish color to it from the low lighting in the room.

When I woke up inside the dream on the couch I asked my brother GC something, there was something else interesting to this dream, but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

This dream took place at a fictional version of The BP Library, and I was there working.

We had a new director who was a woman with light-color skin with yellow hair who was pretty mean.

My coworker Mr. CF and I would often go around helping people during the dream, but our new director approached us angrily complaining that we would often take too long helping people.

Our new director said something that Mr. CF did not like, and then he said something that she did not like so she asked him: “What did you say?” and he repeated himself.

They were both angry and Mr. CF did not care if he got fired or not at this point, I did not want this to happen, and so I stepped in trying to calm down the situation and help avoid Mr. CF getting fired.

Our new director possibly fired Mr. CF anyway but I can not remember, and that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 3

This dream took place outside during the day, and I was possibly in the alley by my parents yard as my dad was working inside the yard near the fence that I was standing on the other side of.

While I was talking to my dad I noticed a small snake under a mat or something that was on the ground near my dad, and so I warned him about the snake.

I grabbed a stick and I poked it through the fence, my dad lifted the mat or whatever, and then I pushed the stick down on the snake’s head and my dad applied more pressure to make sure that it killed the snake.

Then I possibly noticed another snake in the yard a bit further from my dad and then another snake near me with maybe a diamond shape head that appeared to be poisonous but sleep, and so I let my dad have the stick so that he could kill the other snake while I grab a shovel to kill the assumed sleeping snake but I woke up.

Dream 4

In this dream I was inside my parents house talking to my brother GC when I heard what sounded like someone driving on the front porch, and so I looked out the window to see a small car driving wildly on the front porch by a young man with light-color skin with yellow hair who had a young woman in the car with him.

He was bumping up against the house a bit and I was not sure if this was intentional or not so I grabbed a baseball bat, and I went outside to confront them.

He was driving like he was drunk so I probably put the baseball bat down as I tried to talk to him, he kept driving but I managed to grab the spoiler on the back of his car, and when he drove off the porch I managed to stop them from escaping.

I asked him to turn off the car so that we could talk, check for damages, call someone to come pick them up, and possibly call the police so that there can be an official report in case there are damages.

I then recognized the young man from some fake memories, I had seen him years ago when he was a boy in a viral video where him and some friends were outside along the street pretending to be drunk, and talking about wanting to drive drunk one day.

Now here he was years later doing just that it seemed, he seemed like kid who was trouble, and it got worse as I somehow saw flashbacks of him growing up where it seemed that he was probably a psychopath and a future serial killer in the making.

In the flashbacks he had a habit of cutting open non-human animals, his family and others described it in a way that sounded like he was just trying to perform surgery on them to help them and / or to learn about science et cetera, but from my point of view it seemed that he just liked cutting open things and he was starting with non-human animals first and would probably move up if no one stopped him.

I then saw where he moved on to sometimes cutting people, I saw a flashback of him in school in a classroom, and he threw something at a girl with light-color skin from behind that gashed her side pretty badly causing it to bleed.

People kept making excuses for him and he was getting off easy, he was middle class to upper class, and he was pretty spoiled.

I felt that if something was not done, that he would start cutting people open next, but I woke up.

Dream 5

This dream is very unclear but I was with my mom and someone (maybe a woman) told us about a language (probably a constructed language that was probably similar to Esperanto) that was inspired by my former male classmate DH, and we were also told that DH did something terrible that we did not know about when he was younger.

I was not told what DH did back then but whatever it was, it was bad enough that my mom hinted that she did not want DH visiting inside the house anymore, and I remember trying to find out what he did but they would not tell me.

I thought that it was cool that DH somehow was the inspiration for a language, but I wondered what was that terrible thing that he did when he was younger; but I woke up.

Dream 6

In this dream I was inside my parents house, my dad was outside working in the yard near the dogs, and at some point I was possibly talking to him from the window as he walked inside.

Then I noticed a futuristic mostly white car drive into the alley and then magically through our yard, which was confusing because we have fence, and so I wondered how did they drive through like that without hitting it and I wondered if the fence was even there anymore or not.

When I went outside there was no sign of the car even though it had just crossed through the yard, and oddly my dad said that he did not notice it was he was walking inside the house.

I saw it and it did not seem like a hallucination, and so I started trying to investigate this but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr

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Homes + Olga Kay + Alisa Jones + Jessica Jones + Mildred Hayes = ?

I am not sure if this is part of another dream or this dream but it involved the man with dark-color skin with short black hair who lives at The Staring Lady’s House on the street behind ours who often walks around in a very erratic and quick way while looking around a lot like he is mentally unstable and / or on drugs and / or something like that.

This week he has been walking back and forth on our street sometimes acting strange in real life, and in the dream he was doing the same thing so I was keeping an eye on him but that is all that I can remember of this part of the dream or this dream.

The rest of the dream or the next dream involved what was possibly two separate houses, the first one was possibly a fictional version of The E House or a house partly inspired by it, and the entrance of the house had a sunroom I guess you could say.

Some of it was made of brick like the bricks at The E House and I recognized this in the dream, and later I realized that along parts of the bottom of the sunroom were vents so air could come in and out of the sunroom and so could more sound if you were too loud.

This sunroom was a nice area with a nice view, we probably partied here first, and I remember being able to feel the outdoor air coming from the vents and it was cool air that felt good.

My brother GC and some other people including maybe Olga Kay possibly went to this house with me during the evening or night, and I guess we had a party or something.

This house possibly had a second floor with an entrance to the second floor that reminded me of the entrance to the second floor at The E House and it even had a door as well, and there was another fictional door on the wall of the first floor that was two short doors at the top of the wall that could open to the outside and even in the dream I found this a bit strange and I was not sure what that was for.

I recognized these doors as possible parts of The E House and some fictional and possibly partly real memories of The E House came back to me, I can not remember most of what happened at the house other than people having fun and maybe someone knew one or more languages so I remember trying to talk with them in one or more languages (probably French and maybe Esperanto and maybe even several other languages) and hoping to learn and practice with them, and maybe some of us spent the night at the house and / or at the second house.

The next thing that I remember is my brother GC and I being at the second house the next morning which was either next door or several houses down, and Olga lived there with several roommates (most or all of them being women, but only one of the roommates were there at the time).

The main room was a living room / dining room / kitchen / bedroom with at least: two round wooden tables where Olga and one of her female roommates with light-color skin with long curly yellow hair were eating breakfast, at least 7 kitchen stoves, at least two beds, other kitchen appliances, and living room appliances and furniture.

I was confused about why there were so many kitchen stoves with most or all of them not even being hooked up, this made no sense because the house already had a separate kitchen and dining room and bedrooms, and so I wondered why the main room also had a combination of these rooms in one.

I pointed this out to Olga annoyingly and her and her roommate just looked at me like I was being annoying, which I was, and I realized that I was being rude because this was not my house so I shut up and I went to confirm if I was correct by looking at parts of the house again and I was correct about there being separate rooms already. 😀

I went outside where there was a small field to the left and a basketball court in front of it, and I remember seeing my brother CC in the neighborhood trying to buy something maybe but I can not remember if I talked to him or not.

Later my brothers TDC and KDC were walking by and I briefly talked with them, and after that I remember practicing some kind of technique to help me with my anxiety that possibly involved closing my eyes, controlling my breathing, relaxing, focusing, et cetera.

Then Jessica Jones and Alisa Jones from the television show Jessica Jones (Season 2) walked over, Alisa was still struggling with her rage and anger issues that she can not control and so Jessica was still trying to figure out how to help her while trying to make sure that Alisa does not kill or hurt someone, and so I decided to see if my new technique for anxiety could work for her rage / anger issues.

I taught the technique to Alisa and she was able to sense strong emotions of people in a large radius, she sensed a certain strong emotion of a man, and I told her to focus and locate the man and she did.

She decided to go after him, I guess his strong emotion triggered her, and somehow using my technique also allowed her to either teleport to the man or to travel to him faster.

Jessica wanted to go after her to stop her so I quickly taught her the technique, she was able to sense where her mother Alisa was based on her strong emotions, and then Jessica was able to also teleport or travel fast to reach her.

After that several people showed up including the character Mildred Hayes (played by the actress Frances McDormand) from the movie Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (which I have not seen), and Mildred was either my sister or some kind of other type of family member of mine.

Mildred was very mean and foul-mouthed, I am not sure what happened but somehow I was on the ground (maybe because of her, but I have no idea), and Mildred was yelling and cursing and belittling me (like an older sister being mean to her younger brother / trying to toughen him up).

I remember telling her that she was right (maybe she called me weak, a coward, a pushover, too nice, less of a man, et cetera) and I told her about how I have struggled with anxiety for years, she stopped insulting me like she did not know this already, and I told her that she was mentally and socially and maybe emotionally stronger than me and that I wanted her to help me to become stronger as well in those areas and to help me overcome my anxiety.

Mildred smiled and told me that she would help me but that it would not be easy, that she would be hard on me, et cetera like she was drill instructor or something and she said some things that reminded me of some things said by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman during this scene from the movie Full Metal Jacket:

Mildred told me that I could not afford to be handicapped by anxiety because of me being lower class, male, because of the ethnic groups that I am part of, because of my family and that she refused to have a brother this weak , et cetera so I was going to have to man-up or that people would use this weakness against me and that some people can sense this weakness and will use you and dominate you et cetera.

She probably told me to get up because I was embarrassing myself and her so I did, I was smiling a bit, and I could see that she was happy and proud of me and looking forward to drilling me like a drill instructor to toughen me up even though she was trying to act tough to hide her happiness.

I looked forward to having someone willing to help me with this who I knew was strong in these areas, especially someone who was probably my sister, and I did not want to let her or myself down.

But I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr

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A Woman Studying Esperanto?

Unfortunately I went to bed too late and I did not voice record my dreams each time that I woke up and I went back to sleep, and so now I barely remember part of the end of my last dream.

The end of this dream was probably inspired by me doing an Esperanto lesson using Duolingo and then watching a scene from a movie that is entirely in Esperanto starring the actor William Shatner called Incubus (1966) before I went to sleep, and the video of the scene that I watched on YouTube was called Shatner Speaks Esperanto Scene from Incubus: