Lara Croft Vs Indiana Jones. Epic Rap Battles Of History.

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Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones. Epic Rap Battles Of History.

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Epic Rap Battles of History: Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft
Two of the biggest names in pop culture – Indiana Jones and Lara Croft – go head-to-head in a rap battle.

This matchup has been suggested for years, and it was always an ERB we’ve wanted to do one day.

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Who’s next?

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Written by Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Zach Sherwin, Frak, Dan Bull, Croix Provence, Random Cushing, Landon Kirksey, MyVerse, Marv Wonder, MC Damint, Archduke Redcat and the many most excellent contributors of our Patreon Writers Crew. Thank you!

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Video Editors: Nice Peter, Ross Fearnley, Javi Sanchez Blanco & EpicLLOYD
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Directed by: Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD
Produced by Atul Singh

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An Alicia Vikander / Scientist / Lara Croft-Like Woman Trying To Protect Nuclear Weapon Research

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I had more dreams but I forgot them after not recording them, but I did make some quick lazy text notes on my mobile phone of barely part of one dream.

The dream took place during the day at The E House, most of the dream seemed to take place in the breakfast room, and outside the breakfast room window in the yard.

There was a woman who looked like the actress Alicia Vikander as a scientist who was also somewhat Lara Croft-like, I am not sure if she worked for a company or a government or who she worked for exactly, either way she was involved in some research that also involved nuclear weapons for the government / military.

She was probably doing some research when a man who worked for a company arrived trying to copy and / or steal and / or get the nuclear weapon research and / or nuclear weapons from her for his company so that his company could sell the nuclear weapons and / or research to other governments and probably whoever paid his company enough.

What he wanted was dangerous because it would lead to more countries and people and organizations and companies et cetera having nuclear weapons and the nuclear weapon plans to make their own nuclear weapons, and so the Ms. Vikander-like woman refused.

The man was not going to take no for an answer so a battle started, my memory is too unclear and this makes no sense, but the battle involved the video game Empire Earth being played out in the dream world outside the window of the breakfast room in the yard.

There was an island map from that video game in the yard, it was small enough to fit in that area so it was like a miniature dream world within this dream world, and there were two islands on a body of water with one island belonging to the Ms. Vikander-like woman and her company / whoever and another belonging to the man and his company.

No fighting happened yet, they both retreated to their islands to build their armies and defenses et cetera, and the man seemed to be waiting and hoping that the Ms. Vikander-like woman would use her research to build some nuclear weapons and / or bring out the already made nuclear weapons so that he could steal them and / or the research.

I could be wrong but I assume that the island map had already been outside, and that both of them already had some structures set up so maybe that is where the woman was doing her research before and maybe the man’s company or one of their locations happened to be on the other island but I have no idea.

I am not sure how long I had been in the dream or what I was doing, but I do remember standing in the breakfast room looking out the window after they retreated to the island map outside.

I watched from a distance trying to predict what they might do and trying to think up a strategy to help the Ms. Vikander-like woman so that I could enter the island map and tell her and maybe even help her directly.

The Ms. Vikander-like woman’s faction was one-to-three epochs ahead of the man, she was either in the World War I epoch or the World War II epoch at first so her faction was more advanced than his, and she started trying to move into either the World War II epoch or the Modern epoch (which is one of my favorite epochs in that game).

She did not have any military forces or defenses yet since her faction was just focused on research, so she was vulnerable to attack, and she was in desperate need of defenses and military forces.

She seemed to be trying to focus on upgrading first before working on her defenses and offense, I felt that this was too risky, and I would probably recommend doing a bit of both so I tried to figure out what epoch she was in so that I could think up a strategy.

In my opinion she needed to build some anti-aircraft and anti-land / anti-sea defenses first while doing some upgrading, then build an airport and barracks et cetera, and start building an air force quickly for defense and offense.

If she could advance to the Modern epoch and research nuclear weapons and build an airport and some aircraft, she could possibly use nuclear weapons and conventional weapons to defeat his faction early, but the man seemed to want her to build nuclear weapons so I did not think that was a good idea.

I decided to try to focus on conventional weapons and plan a strategy around that.

I either daydreamed my plans and / or I really entered the island map to help the woman, and I started focusing on the defenses and offense while she focused on the upgrading.

But I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr


Good Versus Evil? | Tomb Raider Combined With Fallout | Strange Lights In The G House

Dream 1

This dream was interesting and symbolic and philosophical, unfortunately I can not remember most of it, but it involved me seeing something that happened far in the past involving possibly ancient history on Earth or another planet or somewhere else.

There was a probably somewhat advanced and maybe somewhat angelic procession, it somewhat reminded me of the procession in the book God Emperor Of Dune.

At least one of the vehicle carriage-like things was possibly white, with maybe wings and/or feathers.

A man or male humanoid entity or alien or angel or god or demigod or whatever inside it, along with one or more small humanoid kids or kid-like entities or aliens or angels or deities or demi-deities or whatever.

I assume that the rest of the procession was security.


Lara Croft & Dashie (Charlie Guzman) & Zombies?

Last night, my brother GC and I watched the film Beasts Of No Nation.

It was one of the best films that I have seen this year and to me.

It was more cinematic than most major release films even though it is just a Netflix film, while also seeming realistic enough to make it almost seem like a documentary.

But I did feel that the film was a bit too long and that a few parts of the film should have been properly explained/shown.

I felt that Idris Elba could have done a bit better with his performance, he did good at times, especially during some of the early speeches.

Something just seemed a bit off with his performance and / or character to me at times.

Maybe it is just how his character was written / portrayed, so I could be wrong.

The film started to lose its way near the end in my opinion.

The acting overall was good, especially the child actors / actresses like Abraham Attah, who were the real stars of this film.

The setting / environment / et cetera seemed realistic, like you were really there.

I felt that it probably did a good job trying to more accurately present the subject, which is serious and not pretty and not uplifting, so do not expect a happy film.

Beasts of No Nation | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix

Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place at a fictional multi-story college that has probably been in one or more of my past dreams.

I think that one of the upper floors had a restricted door that led to a restricted part of the building where the United States Navy had some restricted areas that have been in one or more of my pasts dreams before where I got to see inside the restricted areas.


A Contest With Bill Dance? | A Dragon & Lara Croft

Last night I either woke up at some point or had a false awakening where I had remembered a dream & I wanted to record it before going back to sleep, but I did not feel like getting out of bed, so I went back to sleep & now I can not remember that dream at this time anymore, but I am still not sure if I really woke up then or if that was a false awakening; but if I do remember part of that dream, then I will try to type it here later.

I do barely remember part of the end of two dreams from last night with the first dream taking place in D during the day, but I only remember part of the end of the dream, and I was walking in the parking lot of the shopping center where the Dollar Tree is; and I was somehow seeing & hearing something being mentioned about a contest/event/something like that, as I walked, and I remember the fisherman Bill Dance being mentioned & shown.