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Playing Basketball | Inappropriate YouTube Help And / Or Google Videos

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Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream from last night is that it took place inside a gym, and I was playing basketball with some of my former classmates (like my former male classmate MJ) and some other people (male and female).

It was a very physical basketball match with a lot of pushing, wrestling over the basketball, elbows, shoulder bumps, fouls, et cetera.

I remember having to rebound the ball for my team a lot so I was often having to hold on to the basketball as the other team tried to wrestle the ball from me, I was good at protecting the ball, and so they usually could not get it from me.

I remember having to fall on the ball and shield it with my body to stop them from pulling it from me several times, and eventually I would be able to pass it to one of my teammates who would usually miss their shots forcing me to have to get the ball again.

I probably scored some points as well but I spent most of my time rebounding the ball and defending the ball and playing defense and passing the ball to my team, but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

All that I can remember of this dream from last night is that I was watching YouTube Help videos and/or Google videos on YouTube, and there was a new team of male and female YouTube (Google) workers (employees) who would make comedy video skits for each help video to entertain and educate people.

I quickly noticed that this new team was making somewhat inappropriate help videos because of their comedy style that was not like the usual family friendly help videos by YouTube Help and Google, and so I was surprised.

They were more subtle about it at first but it was still inappropriate for help videos, I can not remember most of the inappropriate things that they said and did in the help videos, but I do remember the end of one help video.

There was a man and woman with white skin with the woman having long yellow hair and the man had probably short medium-to-dark-colored hair, they were wearing pajamas and sitting on the floor, and the woman had her pajama pants pulled down to the top of her pubic hair.

She pointed toward her groin as the man crawled toward her, implying oral sex, and as the man’s face got closer the camera moved up so you could not see what he was doing.

The woman was making motions with her hands and facial expressions and body language implying that oral sex was taking place and she was mimicking the stereotype of how a man might act in this situation, this was supposed to somehow connect with the end of the video, and was somehow referring to something educational in the help video but I can not remember what.

The video ended and I was wondering how were they allowed to make the help videos like this now, and I felt that they were moving away from comedy and just trying to be more extreme but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr

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Desserts & Double Toasted Gone Sexual

I slept pretty well (deeply) last night without waking up to voice record my dreams, and so my mind ended up forgetting most of my dreams except for barely part of the end of my last dream from last night.

My mom, my brother KD, my brother TD, my brother CC, and I were staying in a windowless hotel room because we were in this unknown city for some college sporting event (I think that it was American Football) that my brothers were invited to participate in.

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A Casino Chip (Token) And Victor Frankenstein And Comodo Internet Security?

Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that either I was helping some detectives or I was a detective, we were dealing with a case where a man went missing and we assumed that he was killed by the mafia because he had owed them money and they found out that he had won something and came to collect and something went wrong, and his wife and young son were now alone at their multi-story home.

The family all had whitish colored skin with dark-colored hair, I remember them being questioned and the house searched but no one knew where the husband was, and I remember being worried about the safety of the family; and so I stayed to continue to investigate and protect the family in case the mafia returned.

I talked with the wife a lot and I looked around the house investigating trying to figure out what happened and where the husband’s dead body might be, it seemed that whatever he won the mafia wanted but he refused and they ended up killing him, but they never got what they wanted; and so whatever it is that they needed to collect that he had won was still missing as well.

At some point I was on an upper floor of the home and I talked with the young son, he mentioned that his dad was carrying around what looked like a casino chip constantly and that he dad kept repeating a certain phrase to him that he wanted him to remember, and I assumed that this casino chip is what was needed to collect the prize that he had won; and that the mafia did not realize that either he still had it on his dead body or that he had given it to his son or something like that.

I then possibly figured out what had happened and I remember reenacting the crime in my mind, there was a doctor involved who I assumed stabbed the husband in back of the head with a syringe and injected him with something knocking him unconscious (I felt this, and it felt realistic) after the husband had refused to give his prize to the mafia (the mafia wanted the entire prize instead of just the money he owed them); and then I imagined some mafia members searching the house not finding what they were looking for, and so they took the husband to torture him until he told them where it was.

Whatever he won was worth enough where he felt that it would take care of his family for the rest of their lives so he refused to tell the mafia where it was, I assumed they killed him and that they were still looking for it, and so I called the other detectives to tell them my new idea; and that I wanted them to question the doctor, and get the family to safety because they mafia might come after them.

I still did not know where the husband might be but I hoped that the doctor would know, but I woke up.

Dream 2

This dream is unclear but I remember traveling during the day and I stopped at a restaurant to eat, a man who reminded me of Victor Frankenstein from the television show Penny Dreadful was with me traveling with me I assume at some point maybe, and at this restaurant you had to get in line and pick what items you wanted like in a cafeteria; and the workers would put the food on your plate, and each item had its own price.

I mostly remember one of the workers behind the counter who was a woman with dark-brownish colored skin with blackish colored hair wearing a whitish colored uniform and apron, I think that there was another female worker who had whitish colored skin, and I remember talking with them and Mr. Frankenstein or whoever he was as I picked out my food.

There were some strange parts to the dream involving Comodo Internet Security and maybe someone using it or something else to pay for their food and to have sex or something crazy like that with which ever worker was behind the counter waiting for them to pay for their food, I just remember someone using it or something else several times to pay for intercourse and oral sex, but those things possibly happened in someone’s daydream inside the dream or in a partial dream within a dream using this dream world; but I am not sure and it is too confusing and unclear, and even in the dream I was confused and someone else was doing this as I somehow was able to see it or forced to see it.

I remember Mr. Frankenstein or whoever he was paying for our food when I was distracted and forced to see that crazy and confusing part of the dream, once the dream went back to normal I thanked him, and I paid him back for paying for my food; and then I went back in line to buy some peach cobbler and maybe something else.

At some point I remember sitting down and talking with Mr. Frankenstein or whoever he was as we ate, we talked about our trip probably planning the next part of it like we were trying to reach somewhere or someone (he was probably a doctor, and so maybe we were trying to get somewhere to help someone), but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr

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Mass Effect 3 Fused (Combined) With Several Dreams

Mass Effect 3 (2012)

Titles: Mass Effect 3
© 2011 - BioWare/Electronic Arts
Source: IMDb

Last night I had several dreams that were all fused/combined with me playing/experiencing the video game Mass Effect 3 as I dreamed, I would switch between the dreams every-so-often playing/experiencing Mass Effect 3, and I would make choices & check up on my war assets as they grew from making choices/et cetera.

Dream 1

I can not remember much of the dreams that took place between/with the various Mass Effect 3 parts, but I know that one involved dorms/apartments and maybe some of my former classmates.

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A Rated X Dream With Loona Luxx

I had several dreams last night but I forgot almost all of them.

Dream 1

I know that one or more of the dreams were inspired by the TV show Justified, which I watched last night before going to sleep, but that is all that I can remember about them.

I had some longer & more detailed dreams, but I forgot those too.