A Work Convention / Camp? | A Race With Politicians & A Celebrity Towing

Dream 1

This dream involved some kind of convention or camp or something that I was at along with some of my coworkers from The BP Library, some of my former classmates, some of my former schoolmates, and some other people.

To me it felt like this was part of some kind of work trip or something, it seemed work related, but I am not sure.

Working As A Bodyguard For Kris Jenner And Caitlyn Jenner

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Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day at the shopping center near W Park in the city of D, I was walking around shopping at some of the businesses in the shopping center, but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

All that I can remember of this dream is that I was a student and I went to several classes during the dream that probably took place during the day, there were other students in my classes, and the classes were realistic with lecturing/teaching/discussions/questions and answers/assignments/et cetera; and each class was longer almost like in real life and I maybe even had to walk to each class, and so it felt like you were really having class/school/college in real life instead of the normal time jumps where classes are normally short and less realistic in dreams.

I remember part of the dream involving two of the classes that I went to, the teacher of the first class was a very old short woman with whitish colored skin with grayish/whitish colored hair who wore glasses, and she was very forgetful and she had other problems probably because of her very old age.

She would lose track of what she was talking about, she would sometimes suddenly get off topic, she had to stop and pause a lot, sometimes her speech became unclear, and many other things like that; and this made my class and I wonder if she should even be teaching anymore, and we probably felt a bit bad for her.

In the dream I was possibly congested or sounding a bit sick so our teacher suddenly wiped some fragrance/scented/essential/perfume/whatever oil on my face/head, and she told me that would help me; this caught me by surprise, but I thanked her anyway even though I was not sure what it was that she wiped on my face/head exactly but that is all that I can remember of this class.

The teacher of the second class was a short strange man with whitish colored skin with short dark-colored hair who had a very annoying voice and personality, he would often annoyingly say things like: “Mmmhmm, okayyy, mmmkayyy, righttt, and yeahhh.” like he was listening even though it seemed that he did not even understand what you were saying and/or he was not really listening; and he was just generally a strange/weird man, but I can not remember the other reasons why he was strange and annoying to me but I think that he probably somewhat reminded me of the friend in this Key & Peele comedy skit:

There were two women or young women in our class who were from Japan and they would speak mostly in Japanese and in a bit of English so you could not understand most of what they would say, but our strange and annoying teacher would act like he could understand them even though I doubt that he could understand most of what they were saying because he never said anything in Japanese during the dream and he never responded to them in any meaningful way other than saying some of those same one word responses that I mentioned earlier; but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 3

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day and I seemed to be working as a bodyguard for Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner, and I was escorting them to a large blackish colored SUV (sport utility vehicle) in the small parking lot of the small shopping center that we were leaving out of.

A man with whitish colored skin with long medium-colored hair wearing a T-shirt who somewhat reminded me of one of the men from TMZ, who was paparazzi, had found us and he was blocking the SUV with his light-brownish and brownish colored car; and he was trying to take photographs of Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner with his camera, and at first I was going to ignore him as I rushed to get Kris and Caitlyn into the SUV but they yelled for me to get him out of the way.

I asked the man to please move his car and step back so that they could drive away because he was blocking their SUV, he moved his car somewhat, but then he got back in the way trying to slow them down so that he could get some more photographs; and so I had to tell him to get back again, and Kris and Caitlyn were getting angry and yelling at me again.

I managed to get the man to move his car back all the way and I got him to stay back enough to where they could drive away, and I did this just by talking to him and letting him know that he needed to move back further; and Kris and Caitlyn drove away leaving the man and I behind, but I woke up.

Dream 4

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day, maybe inside my parents’ house but I am not sure, and it involved American Football recruiters from several colleges meeting with my parents throughout the dream because they were trying to recruit my brothers TD and KD to play on their college American Football teams.

My parents met with each recruiter one-at-a-time asking questions and listening to their presentations and offers trying to decide which college was offering the best deal/offer for my brothers TD and KD (they were hoping to at least get full scholarships for each of them to go to the same college and play on the same team), and I was in a bedroom sometimes overhearing part of their conversations; but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

The end,

-John Jr

A Dream Inspired By Jessica Jones And UFC 193: Rousey Vs. Holm

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Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that it involved one of my brothers and I fighting or wanting to fight each other in a mixed martial arts (MMA) fight/match to see who would win in a fight, I am not sure if we had the fight/match or not, and that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

This dream was inspired by the television series Jessica Jones and UFC 193: Rousey Vs. Holm, and all that I can remember of this dream is that it involved a fictional professional female mixed martial artist with reddish and either brownish or yellowish colored hair with whitish colored skin who was partly based on the mixed martial artist Ronda Rousey.

The female mixed martial artist had just had a big fight that surprised/shocked many people, that was based on UFC 193 where Ronda Rousey lost her first fight and championship title to Holly Holm, but I am not sure if she won the fight or not (probably not); and many people were curious about what she would do next, how she would train, what was she doing, and more as she tried to keep a low profile; and so there were paparazzi / journalists/et cetera trying to figure out what she was doing, and a specific group of people/paparazzi were spying on her.

The group of people/paparazzi were spying on the female mixed martial artist constantly and the were even doing illegal things like breaking into/sneaking into her apartment et cetera and using surveillance equipment in private places and stalking her, there were men and women in the group taking part in the spying, but there was a woman in the group with whitish colored skin with maybe reddish colored hair who was doing most of the spying and she seemed to be the most obsessed.

They were recording video, taking photographs, looking through her stuff, following her everywhere she went, interviewing people who she came in contact with, and more as they tried to learn about her training and future plans and more; but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

The end,

-John Jr

TMZ + John Cena + A 007 (James Bond) Video Game + The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim = ?

Dream 1

All that I can remember of the first dream is that it took place during the day, the entertainment wrestler John Cena and maybe some of his friends/family/whoever and maybe his girlfriend/wife seemed to be on a vacation trip at some mountains, and paparazzi from TMZ were following them taking photographs and filming them and asking them questions.

John Cena’s neck and the area around it were very swollen and he probably had a neck brace on, one of the male workers from TMZ accidentally bumped into him, and another one of the TMZ workers told him to be careful because Mr. Cena had just had neck surgery recently; but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

All that I can remember of the second/last dream is that it was video game-like, several people and I were inside this video game working together and competing against other people, and it seemed to be a bit like a 007 (James Bond) video game; and it seemed to be spies/intelligence agents versus guards/soldiers/et cetera, and my team seemed to be the spy team and I was possibly 007 (James Bond) or dressed like him and maybe the others on my team were as well or some of them.

The guards/soldier team had winter-like military combat uniforms with goggles probably assault rifles while my spy team had lighter weapons and we mostly wore suits probably, my team was easily winning the match by using better strategies, and we kept luring the guard team into traps and ambushes.

At some point the match became so easy that my team and I stood in one area shooting each guard as they came around a corner, we easily won the match, and the next game started and it was like the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim; and one of the teams was a family team with a mother and her two adult sons (possibly twins), and they were very annoying.

The two sons were spoiled, overconfident, annoying, et cetera and their mom somewhat reminded me of a whitish colored skin version of Mother from the television show Being Human (North America); and they all used magic/shapeshifting/et cetera, and the mother was the most powerful/toughest/smartest of the three.

They possibly defeated most of my team with their annoying tricks/et cetera while annoying/taunting/playing around with us, I remember that shortly before most of my team was defeated we figured out that using mud/slime/trash/and/or something like that as a weapon again them worked pretty well, and we started doing better against them until they started shapeshifting into things like talking spiders.

They probably eventually defeated most of my team and I remember going underground into maybe an area under a parking garage, and I was probably fighting against the two sons who were in spider form; but there was a video game boss hidden in the area that attacked us, and maybe it was a spider too but I can not remember.

The boss started defeating the two brothers and so their mother helped them, I think that one of the brothers got defeated, and their mother was getting defeated; and so he went to help her, they were both close to losing, and I wondered if I should help them or not because they had been so annoying to my team and they had defeated most of my team.

I decided that I would help them but first I tried to call out to any surviving members of my team to come underground to help us, together we could possibly defeat the boss, and then continue our match.

I probably started helping them as I waited for the surviving members of my team to arrive, the second son probably was defeated or the mother was defeated but I am not sure, and then some of the surviving members of my team started to arrive to help; but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr

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