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A Coen Brothers-Like Movie Trailer
This dream was a longer and more interesting dream with several parts and some symbolism, but I only managed to save some quick text notes of it before going back to sleep.
This dream was possibly partly inspired by a ScreenPrism video called You Know It’s The Coen Brothers IF…:
There were at least three or more parts to this dream but one or more parts I can not remember anything about now.
One part of the dream involved something to do with a video game, but that is all that I can remember of this part of the dream.
A second part of the dream involved my dad telling me (possibly by mobile phone) that one of his coworkers at The BP School Board said that I stole a table or something when I was working at The BP School Board, and this was not true at all and seemed to just be something that his coworker thought but was going around saying like it was true.
Me and my dad thought this was ridiculous, I did not steal anything, and I only worked briefly at with the school board a few times years ago back when I was in college and one time when I was out of college; but from what my dad told me it sounded like his coworker possibly falsely assumed that I was still working for the school board.
My dad said that he was not happy about this false rumor and said so to his coworker, but that is all that I can remember of this part of the dream.
Another part of the dream took place during the day at an indoor / outdoor cinema (movie theater), and at some point I am sitting at a table with at least two men with one who reminded me of the actor Gael García Bernal and the other was or reminded me of another actor with light-color skin whose name I can not remember but he has been in several comedy movies.
We talked as we waited, I am not sure what all happened, but at some point there was a women’s basketball press conference outside in the area where we were.
My aunt SE seemed to be there for maybe a contract signing as an official member of a professional women’s basketball team, her team and coach and my aunt JE and several other people were with her, and after some photographs et cetera she got to talk at the microphone.
It was embarrassing because my aunt SE started acting very unprofessional and she was cursing and using foul language and she even said the word n###a during her celebration speech or whatever, but her embarrassing celebration speech got interrupted by a female member of a rival basketball team with dark-brown skin with black hair who was in the crowd with her team and coach et cetera.
The woman in the crowd started insulting my aunt SE and my aunt JE, my aunt SE was not having that, and so they started arguing and then they ran at each other to fight but the security and their teams and coaches et cetera held them back and formed a wall between them during the chaos.
After this embarrassing situation I remember being in maybe the indoor part of the indoor / outdoor movie theater, and the movie starts.
Trailers for other movies area shown, and one of them was pretty interesting and maybe somewhat seemed like a Coen Brothers movie.
The trailer for the movie started out like a comedy, there was a large man who somewhat reminded me of an actor whose name I can not remember combined with the character Hank Anderson from the video game Detroit: Become Human, and he was sitting in a movie theater about to watch a movie.
A woman with light-color skin with short yellow hair who seemed to possibly be cosplaying suddenly sat right next to the man, the man was annoyed by this because his entire row was empty but the woman moved all the way to the center to sit by him, and she was smiling and leaning closer to him.
The man could hear the woman’s thoughts, he could read minds I guess, and she liked him and was trying to get close to him and wanted to ask him on a date et cetera but he was not interested and the woman sounded annoying and full of energy and like a fangirl as she talked to herself in her mind.
The man leaned away from her annoyingly, the woman leaned closer to him smiling, and then the man started responding to the woman’s thoughts out-loud basically letting her know that he could read her mind and that he was not interested and that he wanted some space and just wanted to enjoy the movie.
The woman did not let this stop her and she started talking to him quickly with a lot of energy, this annoyed the man even more, and she leaned on him at some point even after he kept trying to reject her.
The trailer faded to black for a moment at the man narrated about how that was the first time they met, somehow they ended up going on a date (probably because the woman would not leave him alone), and surprisingly it went well and they started dating.
There was a quick montage of their relationship, they dated, they got married, et cetera and they seemed happy so the trailer went from comedy to romance.
After the montage it showed them in present day as a married couple still, even though their relationship was good, the man was currently not happy and was deep in philosophical and depressive thought and you could hear his thoughts that were about life various deep topics.
His wife noticed this was trying to talk to him as they rode in the back of a car that was driving down a highway during the day, the man had been like this for a while recently, and the wife would try to talk to him about it.
They would have a bit of back and forth until the man returned to his thoughts, the entire mood of the trailer was different now, and so it was not comedy or romance now and it was serious and philosophical and symbolic et cetera and you could feel the mood thanks to the directing and atmosphere and his inner dialogue et cetera.
At some point the man asks to be let out of the car to walk, the wife tries to get him to stay but he refuses, and then he starts walking on side of the highway deep in thought.
It kind of felt like he was thinking about life and his life, and possibly considering just giving up on life or questioning what is the point or something but I can not remember.
I am not sure if this happened after the trailers or at some point during the actual movie that we were there to see, either way, the movie was paused so that we could take a break.
The man at my table who reminded me of Gael García Bernal got up and walked to the stage to perform for the crowd during the break, he introduced himself, and then he started playing the violin and singing to my surprise.
An employee at the movie theater fell during the performance as he was walking up or down the stairs or something, but then I woke up shortly after this.
The end,
-John Jr
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Barack Obama Faints
I am not sure if I heard this in my mind a dream or after a dream after waking up, either way, I remember the song Raise Your Weapon by Deadmau5 being on my mind at some point:
I had more dreams and there was more to this dream that I can not remember but I can not remember now, but I do remember part of the very end of this dream.
I am not sure if I was seeing this on a video or if I was there, I just remember that what I was seeing took place inside a somewhat crowed gym or auditorium, and what seemed to be a press conference was taking place.
A retired professional (probably NBA) male basketball player with light-color skin with yellow / maybe graying hair who possibly worked as a sports journalist now seemed to be the person who was the focus of the press conference, and he was sitting in a chair on set or small stage in front of the audience.
There were some news announcers there who were coworkers of the retired basketball player, and they were talking about what they thought this press conference might be about and their thoughts and confusion about it.
The retired basketball player started the press conference, on a set or small stage to the left of the man was Charles Barkley who was sitting down, and the retired basketball player said that he was challenging Mr. Barkley to a basketball match I assume because of an indiscretion that Mr. Barkley had committed in the past.
Members of the press asked him what indiscretion by Mr. Barkley was he referring to, the man did not say, but he said that Mr. Barkley had committed a number of indiscretions.
Standing or sitting in the crowd was Barack Obama with probably a few United States Secret Service agents in the crowd with him, and the press asked Mr. Obama a question but instead of answering the question Mr. Obama either pulled out a piece of paper with a prepared statement or he started responding with a prepared statement that had nothing to do with the question that he was asked.
Something about Mr. Obama was off as he started reading his assumed prepared statement, he seemed to be struggling and messing up, and it sounded like he even skipped ahead in his assumed prepared statement by mistake.
I wondered if he was just tired or sick or dehydrated or hot or something, and then he paused for a second not looking so good and he fainted falling backward and his head tilted to the maybe right side when he collapsed as the crowd gasped in shock and confusion and concern and the news announcers responded with concern and confusion.
The United States Secret Service agents ran to his aid and created some space around him by backing up the crowd, they straightened his neck, and a male doctor with dark-color skin with short black hair ran over with some kind of unknown medical device / tool that was partly clear that he unfolded on Mr. Obama’s head to probably check some vitals.
Mr. Obama was breathing in a way that some people breathe when they get knocked unconscious et cetera (at first at least), and other than that he was not moving like he was either still unconscious or he was being still for the doctor.
The unknown medical device / tool must have had a touch screen because the doctor would tap it and swipe it sometimes like he was going through readings and tests and options, and it was compact and looked like it was probably an advanced multi-purpose portable medical device of some kind that looked very useful and portable.
Everyone watched as the doctor quickly checked Mr. Obama trying to figure out what was going on, he moved the medical device over Mr. Obama’s eyes, and he started looking through it for a better view of Mr. Obama’s eyes.
I wondered if Mr. Obama was going to be okay or not, was this the result of something natural or was he poisoned or something like that, but I woke up as the doctor was still rushing to figure out what was going on with Mr. Obama.
The end,
-John Jr
I forgot my other dreams except for part of the end of this dream that was inspired by the press conference for the upcoming boxing matches: KSI versus Logan Paul and Deji Olatunji versus Jake Paul:
And maybe this parody video called Jake Paul ft. Team 10 – “It’s Everyday Bro” PARODY by Bart Baker:
The dream involved both of their teams and their friends trying to gain an advantage against the other team for their upcoming boxing matches, and so they were experimenting with different ways to scare and intimate and annoy and confuse and distract et cetera the other team.
One example was an experiment to use some objects from a person who had recently died to try to scare the other team using superstition(s).
Another example was trying to make some new rules for the fight.
There was also some goofing around and some altercations like those before and during the press conference.
But that is all that I can remember of this dream.
The end,
-John Jr
Dream 1
All that I can remember of this dream from last night is that some people were talking about the mixed martial artist Ronda Rousey, and at some point Ronda Rousey showed up surprisingly to give a brief press conference.
Ronda Rousey acknowledged her loss to Amanda Nunes at UFC 207, she even actually said something positive toward Amanda Nunes and how she won their fight that I can not remember (I am not sure if she really meant it though, it somewhat sounded like something people just say because it is expected, and so it sounded a bit empty and scripted), and she said that she wants to fight again in the UFC one day in the future so she is not retiring yet.
But she said it in a way that sounded like it would be far in the future before she fights again, like maybe she would take another year break from the UFC or something, and then she probably ended the press conference.
But that is all that I can remember of this dream.
Dream 2
Unfortunately I can only remember part of this interesting dream from last night, and in some ways this dream somewhat reminded me of something from the film Inception.
All that I can remember of this dream now is that it seemed to take place in the future and I was with a group of fictional people who probably knew one or more of my brothers, and I went with them to a somewhat futuristic room inside a somewhat futuristic building that probably belonged to a certain corporation.
Inside this room was a woman with whitish-colored skin wearing futuristic gray with white trim and maybe one or more colors clothing that somewhat reminded me of something that might be worn in the Capitol from The Hunger Games films except that it was practical and not as flamboyant but her hairstyle and futuristic accessories and appearance was slightly flamboyant and futuristic, who seemed to be a futuristic employee/scientist at this assumed corporation who was a somewhat high-level employee who seemed to be in control of this room and part of the assumed corporation, and she had one or more assistants.
There were some futuristic chairs scattered around the room and some equipment that was probably somewhat like a more advanced version of the Portable Automated Somnacin IntraVenous Device (PASIV Device) from the film Inception, maybe it was wireless but I am not sure, and there was a screen that allowed them to see what was going on in the virtual reality (VR) dream worlds or whatever that you would all connect to using their equipment and they could control some things in this virtual reality dream world or normal dream world or whatever.
Basically it seemed to be a virtual reality dream sharing machine that allowed people to all connect to the same virtual reality dream world or normal dream world at the same time, and the people I was with probably brought me along so that I could help them because of some of my dream abilities and my experience from my many dreams so I was probably going to be playing a support and adviser and head of security type role maybe or just be an important asset to the team.
We sat down in the chairs and the woman and her team probably got us all set up and connected and calibrated to their equipment, which was possibly wireless but I can not remember, and she probably explained some rules and warnings before we all connected to a virtual reality dream world or normal dream world.
I am not sure if this was a virtual reality dream world created by their equipment or if we all connected to one person’s dream in our group or if this was some kind of shared dream that our combined brains/minds created with the help of the equipment, either way we were all in the same dream world, and it was a pretty bare gray dream world.
We were in a parking lot next to a sealed off building, almost like a small shopping center where you could not enter the building(s), and to the right there was a narrow and small dark alley and corner while there was probably an empty street along two other sides.
The woman and the people controlling the equipment probably sent some generic fully armored and well-armed SWAT-like/military/special forces-like to attack us for a bit of action and fun I guess for us, and so using one of my dream powers I think that I summoned some generic well-armed fully armored military/special forces-like dream security for my team and they were dressed in either a dark-gray color or black while the attacking group was either dressed in gray or black.
The attacking forces and our dream security were very basic and generic and were not very good, so they were not really a threat for us and our dream security was not very good, and this was just a warm up and to make things a bit more exciting I guess.
When I summoned our dream security I did it very quick without effort and I did not really care to make them with detail and skills or to lead them, they were just meant to be distractions mostly so that we could relax during the fighting, and I did not even summon a head of my dream security (the last was probably a tall Brienne Of Tarth-like woman with whitish-colored skin with short yellow hair who was the strong quiet loyal and dedicated soldier/bodyguard-type like my own weak version of a Fish Speaker from the Frank Herbert Dune books) so they did not fight with good skill or tactics like my average dream security does.
Things were probably going well and my team and I were probably having a bit of fun until something went wrong, I can not remember what happened exactly, but I think that it possibly all started during the fight when a male dream character with whitish-colored skin who somewhat reminded me of an android from the Alien films started to act strange and robotic like he was malfunctioning and he walked in the dark alley in the corner so I followed him and I talked with him trying to figure out what was wrong with him and maybe his eyes turned red briefly and then my dream security probably started attacking us like something went wrong and was controlling the dream characters and/or causing them to go rogue or malfunction and it all started with this one dream character.
My team and I were forced to start fighting all the dream characters, including my own dream security who I could not control now, and so we were fortunate that they were all generic and not very tough.
My team was confused and were yelling at me to control the situation, I let them know that I did not know what was happening and that I could not control it and that I had never had this happen before, and I explained how this all started while we fought all the dream characters.
I calmed my team down and let them know that we could at least defeat the dream characters and then I had to take lead of my team, but then the woman and her team removed us from the dream world.
The woman was angry and was yelling at her assistants trying to figure out what went wrong, and then she started questioning us as her and her team tried to figure out what caused the dream characters to malfunction and refuse to respond to their commands.
The woman felt that something must be unusual with one of the people on my team so she started doing some scans of us looking for anomalies/abnormalities, and she noticed some anomalies/abnormalities when she looked at my scans.
It seemed that something was unusual about me, I am not sure if it was my brain or how it functions or what it was exactly, whatever it was had the attention of the woman and she seemed very interested and like this information could help her and her corporation like this had potential to led to a scientific discovery or improvements in her research and dream sharing equipment/machine/whatever.
She clearly wanted to study the scans and do more tests on me, I did not want to be a test subject really especially for a corporation with unknown motives, and so she probably decided to distract us while she studied my scans by letting her team connect us back into the dream world and maybe she was hoping to observe me and maybe try to copy some of my memories or my entire brain without me knowing it through the dream sharing machine as well but who knows.
We returned to the same dream world in the parking lot, things were probably under control again and my dream security and the attacking forces were probably gone, and when I went to the dark alley and corner there was a clip that showed a male mixed martial artist in the UFC who was alleging that he had been in a coma for three days after trying to prepare for a fight that ended up being cancelled.
He possibly went into a coma after an accident where he was probably dehydrating himself to make weight for the fight, and it probably happened when he was taking an ice bath or something.
Him and his trainers showed an image of him from behind that they alleged was of him after the ice bath when he went into the coma, they did not provide any other proof, and so some people did not believe them and assumed that this was part of building hype for the now fail fight and trying to improve his image/reputation.
This video or scene was possibly being projected on a wall in the dark alley/corner and after this ended I walked back to the parking lot with the others, but I woke up as we talked about what had happened earlier in the dream and as we tried to decide what to do next in this dream world.
The end,
-John Jr
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