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A Rapper’s Very Revealing Concept Album – Key & Peele

A Rapper’s Very Revealing Concept Album – Key & Peele

What is it?

Today’s video is a sketch comedy YouTube video by the YouTube channel Key & Peele called A Rapper’s Very Revealing Concept Album – Key & Peele:

What is it about?

This is how Key & Peele describes this video:

A detective tries in vain to use a rapper’s lyrics as evidence in a murder investigation.

About Key & Peele:
Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from “Gremlins 2” to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama’s Anger Translator.

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Dreams

A Rapper & A Drive-Through & Faye Reagan

Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that I was walking in a fictional city, and at some point I entered a building where an event was taking place (maybe an awards show-like event).

At some point the host or whoever called someone on to the stage to maybe present something, and I think that this person was a fictional famous rapper wearing dark-color clothing and a baseball cap and a do-rag.

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Timothy DeLaGhetto’s Fictional MMA Career And His Terrible Knockouts

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I forgot most of my dreams but I barely remember part of two dreams, with the first dream being focused on a fictional multi-floor(ed) house, and on the upper floor I might have had a room and/or I explored it at various times in the dream.

I went different places and did different things in the dream that I can not remember that happened through the day and night probably, but I would come back to the house which seemed to belong to my family probably, and I spent most of my time in the house exploring the upper floor.

It was one of those rare dreams that I have sometimes where a place/area in a dream seems to represent areas in my brain where certain old memories are stored, and those memories are represented in the dream as real and/or fictional objects; and those memories can be real or fake and/or a mixture of both.

In these dreams there are usually some memories and objects that I can not tell if they are real or fake or a combination of the two, and I usually think that I am in the real world; and in this dream I thought that I was in the real world, because I remember thinking about/talking about dreams that some of the memories & objects reminded me of and/or were in.

My family was in the dream, maybe SS & his brother MS during one or two parts, and several other people at various times in the dream; but I can not remember those parts.

As usual, many of the objects were old toys and things real & fictional & a combination of the two, and it was nice looking through the many objects and thinking of memories.

The house was pretty nice compared to our real house and there was more space and the yard was a big nice field with green grass, and I probably went outside during the day & played some sports with people outside at some point; but I can not remember the many parts where I left the house.

I just remember that at the end of the dream I went back to the upper floor of the house with maybe two or more people I met in the field, one of them was Timothy DeLaGhetto who in the dream worked as a Youtuber / Rapper / MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) Fighter/a few other things, and he brought some old MMA footage of some of his MMA fights and some other people’s MMA fights to show me.

He admitted that he was not so good at MMA and I remember him saying that he did not like kicking much, because it hurt his legs, and he either was going to quit soon or he had already quit MMA.

He had been knocked unconscious several times during his short MMA career and most of them were featured in the Worst MMA Knockouts Of All Time, and I remember seeing his worst knockout (which was probably the worst knockout I have ever seen).

It was during the beginning of his career and he had several old cornermen / trainers and he was wearing longer kickboxing trunks that had an unknown military-like camouflage look to them, he was very small & thin compared to your average MMA fighter, and his opponent was bigger than him.

I remember the bell ringing and a few hits were exchanged and then DeLaGhetto took a hard hit that knocked him unconscious and sent him flying into the ropes, his corner men/trainers tried to stop him from falling through the ropes, as his unconscious body twitched & his head bounced around like a bobble doll; but they made it worse, since the ropes were bouncing his unconscious body around, and they accidentally pulled his trunks down a bit & fortunately the nudity was censored.

The referee tried to bring his bouncing body down off the ropes but the ropes were tangled on him and his corner men were making it worse by accident, and so his unconscious body was still bouncing around upside down/sideways/et cetera in/on the ropes with his body twitching & his head bobbing and his corner men trying to help him but making it worse as the referee kept trying to bring his body to the ground.

It looked terrible like he had died was dying, the referee was yelling to his corner men/trainers to back off but they did not listen, and so the referee got angry/tired/panicked and he hit/punched/pushed the corner men/trainers back; and then he finally started untangling DeLaGhetto’s body from the ropes and he brought his twitching unconscious body & bobbing head to the ground so the medical staff could help him.

I talked to DeLaGhetto about that experience and about this career, and we continued watching other fights of his & others; but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr 🙂

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Dreams

5-9-2012 | Dream Journal (OP) | A Little Place Like Hell?

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Last night I had some interesting dream fragments but I forgot some of the important parts & I forgot some of the major details of the dream, but I do remember one dream involving either me seeing/remembering/re-living a past event in a house.

There was a hallway with rooms and a stairway that led to another floor/room, something was happening that involved several women & men & maybe me, and they or we ran & hid in one or more of the rooms in the hallway; and they/we eventually escaped up the stairs to another floor/room where they/we sealed the door, but I am not sure what was after them/us or what was going on.

I am not sure if this was a memory of a past dream or if I read this in the dream or if I experienced this in the dream or what exactly, but I know that something like that happened or was remembered/experienced; and later in the dream I was in the hallway trying to find hidden rooms/floors/realms/worlds, and get past the sealed room/floor & probably find out what happened to the people from earlier in the dream.

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Vampires Versus Humans

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Last night I remember some of my last dream, it started at my grandfather’s house, where my brothers and I used to wait for the school bus to pick us up in the morning.

My brother GC and I were talking, and across the street there were two men that appeared to be in about 8th grade or 9th grade.

My brother GC said that one of them was a rapper and that he had a music CD out, but he said that the rapper was annoying and over-confident or something negative like that.

I guess the guy heard him because I saw him make an angry face and he said something to his friend, and then he said something to us.

I decided to walk over there and try to avoid a fight, and he said that he thought that he heard my brother say something negative about him.

I told him that my brother told me that he was a rapper and that he had a music CD, and then I stopped to ask him about his music CD to distract him; and it worked.

He then stopped looking angry and he looked happy & he start talking about his music career, and he invited me to come inside a covered & screened porch-like area that had a lot of tables like a cafeteria or something that was connected to his house.

As he told me about his music career, slowly more and more people kept coming inside this porch-like area.

Someone started to play some music, some people were playing board games, some were talking, some were eating & drinking, and some were dancing.

After a while I noticed that the place was full of people and it was like a party or something & everyone was having fun, but then a man walked in.

He looked like the music artist Master P, he told everyone to stop for a moment and said that he did not want to sound mean or anything, but he wanted everyone to leave now!

Everyone started to leave and there was food & trash all over the place, I wanted to stay and help clean up but he looked mad & he wanted everyone to leave, and so I left too.

I guess Master P was his dad and this was his house, and he did not have permission to invite us all over there for a party.

Anyway, all the people wanted to go somewhere, so they all walked to the park, and so I followed them.

A lot of the things that happened at the park are unclear to me, and so I will try to guess what happened.

I think that some of the people split/divided into separate groups, and they walked around the park talking/etc.

The next thing I remember is a fight was about to start between a group of humans and a group of vampires, I am not sure what events led up to this fight, but my guess is at some point in the dream some vampires came and they attacked some people.

The vampires had the humans outnumbered and I was going to help the humans and so we found mêlée weapons like baseball bats, sticks, swords, knives, etc.; and we prepared to fight.

A woman with blond hair was the leader of the humans, and me & about five other people were her bodyguards.

I think she gave out some orders and then she ran toward the vampires to fight them, and so me and the other bodyguards followed her to fight.

I remember yelling, protect the leader, to the other bodyguards and humans, and the fight began.

The leader, the other bodyguards, and I were the first to start fighting; and so we were on the front lines.

I think I had a baseball bat and I was pushing, kicking, and hitting vampires away from the leader.

She had a sword and she was fighting pretty good, but there were too many vampires.

Humans were being killed around us, and the seven of us were right in the middle and front of it all.

A few of the bodyguards were killed as the battle got worse, and I knew that we could not last longer so I yelled, protect the leader and do not give up, and I continued to fight even harder.

I noticed some of the humans on our right flank started to get scared and they ran and/or were killed, and so I had to run over there or we would get flanked, but that would leave the leader with only two bodyguards, since the rest were dead.

I told the leader about the situation and I told the last two bodyguards to protect her while I try to defend the right flank, and I told them that we may need to re-treat/run away if I failed to defend the vampires attacking the right flank.

I did not want to leave the leader but I knew that we would lose without the right flank, so I ran over there yelling to the humans on the right flank to not re-treat/run away, but they did not listen and they ran for their lives.

I ran forward alone and I started fighting against three vampires, but as I was fighting I heard a noise, so I turned around, and I saw that the leader was on the ground & a vampire was biting her.

It appeared that her and the last two bodyguards got attacked by a large group of vampires and they could not hold them off, and I was shocked and angered & I ran over there to help, but all the vampires re-treated/ran away like that was their goal the entire time; to bite the leader, so that she would turn into a vampire.

I ran over to the leader as she laid on the ground unconscious and I picked her up, and I told all the humans to re-treat/run away to a safer place.

There were barely any humans left alive, the battle was a disaster, and we all stood there wondering if the leader would die or turn into a vampire.

I told them that we would try to help her and that we would wait to see what happens, and I said that we needed to get some help if we were going to win the next battle tomorrow.

It was now night-time and we started some fires, and we tried to help the injured & we tried to clean up the dead bodies.

A few survivors and I decided that some of us would travel during the night to find more humans to help us fight, to find more supplies, and to find more weapons and/or armor.

I picked a few people to be the leaders new bodyguards, and I told them that we needed to pick a new leader before the battle tomorrow.

I stopped to check on the leader again before I left and she was still unconscious, she looked a bit sick, she was sweating a little, and she was starting to move.

Suddenly as I was walking away, she woke up and she attacked a few of her new bodyguards, and so I ran to stop her but she jumped high into a tree and she ran toward the direction that the vampires went to after the battle.

No one was seriously injured but we were shocked and saddened because we knew that our leader was now a vampire, and that she was going to be the vampires new leader & we would have to fight her the next day.

A few survivors and I went to find help during the night, but I can not remember much of that, and all that I remember is returning the next day with a lot of humans, supplies, and weapons.

Most of the humans looked sad and not ready to fight, even I was still a little drained/tired after the first battle, but I knew we had to fight and win the next battle.

As we were making plans for the battle, trying to pick a new leader, and talking about the situation, one of my friends from junior high school named SW stood up and he gave a short speech.

He gave a quick speech to inspire everyone and he shocked us all, by indirectly making himself the new leader by standing up & giving a speech, and then he yelled, attack; and he ran toward the vampires with his sword.

So the new bodyguards, the new humans that came to help, and I ran with him to start fighting.

This time I told the bodyguards to stay with the leader and to protect him no matter what, and I ran to help him fight.

This time the Humans had the vampires out-numbered very badly, there were only a few vampires left from the battle yesterday, and maybe only about twenty to thirty vampires were left alive.

Our old leader was on the front lines with the vampires, she seemed to not be afraid at all, and we all started to fight.

Our old leader was even better at fighting now, and she was giving us a hard time during the battle; the new leader, his bodyguards, and I had to fight her as a team.

We started defeating the vampires quickly, but our old leader kept fighting until the end, until she was the last vampire left.

I did not want to kill her and I wanted to save her, I felt sorry for her and I felt a connection with her, and I also saw the chance to do some research on her to find a cure for vampirism & for us to try understand what vampirism really was.

So I told everyone to not kill her and that we had to capture her and take her sword, and she tried to fight us, and so we had to hold her down.

I told her that we were not going to kill her and I told her to calm down, and I told her about the situation; but she said that she did not want to be cured.

I told her okay but we still needed to do some research and we told her that if she did not try to kill people for their blood, that we would try to give her blood without needing to kill anyone, so that she could stay alive without having to kill people.

She kept trying to fight me but for a moment it seemed her Human side came out, and she stopped fighting; and so I held her as she laid there on the ground and she told me that she was thirsty & that she felt weak, because she did not drink any blood yet, since she became a vampire.

She said that she tried to control herself but it was too powerful/too hard to control, and so I told her that we would try to help her and that she could still get blood without having to kill people or other animals.

I told her that we could get blood from other animals without killing them, and that some people could/would donate/share/give some of their blood with/for her.

Once again I felt a strange connection with her and I noticed that her eyes were now a very light blue color, and that she did seem very weak and dehydrated.

I felt that we could learn more about vampirism with our research and that we could learn to live with vampires like her, without the need to kill each other.

She started to lose consciousness again and so I told the others that we needed to get her some blood, food, water, or something because she was getting weaker.

I was also afraid that her vampire side would come out again, and so I was hoping that we could get her something to eat before that happened again.

But the telephone rung in the real world and I woke up,
-John Jr 🙂