David Bowie Sensei – Training Song

David Bowie Sensei – Training Song

What Is It?

The YouTube video David Bowie Sensei – Training Song by the YouTube channel Mrsr8.

Here is the description for this video:

His hit single, lol. – Training Ninjas MP3

This is a non-profit parody.

Say it with me.


Smoking kills.

Don’t do it.

To Bowie, or not to Bowie?

That is the question.

Starring: Takahata101 – Itachi


Struggling To Defeat A Snake | Time Traveling Into A False Awakening Dream

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Dream 1

The end of this dream took place outside during the day but it was possibly slightly gray but I can not remember and I was with maybe a younger version of two of my brothers, at least one other adult, and maybe several other people.

We had shields and machetes, and we were walking outside near a lake in a somewhat open wilderness when we got attacked by a snake that was tan and one or more other colors (maybe a somewhat reddish color).

The snake was smart and sneaky, it would attack, hide, and then ambush and repeat.

Me and the other adult tried to prepare the younger members of our group by quickly teaching them to block with their shields, watch their surroundings, counter attack, and defend.

The snake would hide in bushes, grass, holes, the water, et cetera.

Before we could finish teaching the others the snake ambushed us from the water, a young member of the group went to block the attack, we thought that the snake had missed him but somehow its fangs had tipped him and slightly cut him so some poison got into his body.

The boy started to have a seizure so we had to inject him with antivenom immediately, somehow the boy was now Sasuke Uchiha, the group was now made up of some of the young main character shinobi (ninja) from the anime television show Naruto, and Kakashi Hatake and one or two other adult shinobi (ninja) had to arrive to help them defeat the snake.

This changed in the dream without me noticing so I was probably not even part of the group anymore, the young shinobi seemed to still be in training, but I was surprised to see them struggling against a normal snake like this.

Sasuke almost died and they were struggling against a normal snake when they have survived giant snakes before, this oddity was also noticed by a male voice and other dream character that I heard who had a video going (maybe a live stream) where he was pointing this out and making fun of the shinobi struggling against one normal snake, and he reminded me of It’sAGundam and PlagueOfGripes.

This snake was so good at guerrilla tactics that Kakashi had to use his sharingan eye to find the snake, and then they were finally able to kill it.

The male dream character who was making fun of them in a video that I was somehow hearing / maybe partly seeing continued to make fun of them, but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

I just woke up from this dream that I had after taking a nap after jogging and reading some of the book 11/22/63 after work.

My memory of the very end of this dream is unclear, it partly involved me or George Amberson (Jake Epping) reaching the portal which he or I used to return back to the future from the past, and somehow this connected with not only time travel but me waking up from a dream into another dream that I possibly thought was the real world so it was probably a false awakening dream at this point.

The transition from a portal from the past back to the future into a dream within a dream that was a false awakening dream was very disorienting, I stepped out during a gray day into what looked like a fictional version of the area near where my uncle WC’s house should be, but someone else was living there.

Outside laying on something on the ground were several young adults with light-color skin, the youngest was a girl with long yellow hair who possibly spoke English with a rough immature bratty annoying British / English accent of some kind who slightly reminded me of an annoying version of the character Dutch Velders from the television show The Strain, and the oldest was a young woman who possibly had the same hair color or darker and probably shorter who was probably the older sister.

There was a young man with them, I was possibly younger again, and I remember talking with them.

I was trying to make sense of things, I probably told them about how I had just returned from the past back to the future and I told them about my now forgotten dreams, and I was not exactly sure if the time travel was real or if it was part of a dream but I felt and probably told them that I thought that it was real even though it sounds unbelievable.

During this the youngest female was being annoying and was possibly watching something pornographic, and she possibly even started trying to flirt with me and seduce me and touch me but I kept stopping her to her annoyance.

The oldest female did not exactly believe me but was trying to keep an open mind so she kept asking me questions to test if what I thought was true and real was correct or not, I started to slowly remember something, and I felt that the oldest female looked familiar like she had been in one or my dreams or something.

I kept trying to remember, and maybe eventually I remembered enough of a forgotten dream or whatever that got her to believe me and to maybe believe the time travel part.

Through this a bit of a connection seemed to have formed between us, and the dream jumped in time to the future where we were older and we seemed to be dating or married.

We were in a bed on the right side of strange semi-bedroom that felt a bit like a nice garage or something that was connected to the house of this yard that was converted into a bedroom or something, you could somewhat feel and hear the outside or something, but I can not remember.

This time jump was also a bit disorienting, I recognized that a time jump had happened, and I noticed some of the changes as I tried to adjust.

We were possibly cuddling / making out and about to have sex when her younger sister ran into the room and interrupted us complaining about something, she was an adult too now, but she was still annoying and bratty and ungrateful and immature et cetera; and she had a bed on the other side of the room.

She was wearing a knit hat and her hair was still long, we had a verbal back and forth with her, and she jumped on her bed in anger still being annoying.

She did not seem to work or anything so we were probably taking care of her like she was still a child or something, and she seemed to only care about having fun and doing what she wants (which probably included acting like a pornographic actress, doing drugs, being lazy, using electronics et cetera).

But that is all that I can remember of this dream.

The end,

-John Jr



A Paranormal Phenomenon De Santos?

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I am not sure if this is all one dream or not so I will type it as one dream, it was a long detailed interesting strange dream, but unfortunately I can not remember most of it.

At some point in the dream I was inside a house / school / indoor / outdoor-like building, part of the building was partly based on The E House, and in a fictional version of the left corner of where the living room should be was maybe a little island-like area that was possibly separated from the normal floor by shallow water like a large water puddle but I could be wrong.

When I was walking through this part of the building my attention was drawn to this corner for no clear reason, it was like this corner was calling to me (not literally) and trying to pull me to it like some kind of paranormal / supernatural force, if you got to close or focused on it the pull would get stronger and it seemed to gain more control over you or something.

Somehow my cautiousness / natural defenses / whatever seemed to be strong enough to allow me to have some resistance to it, and I could sense that something was not right and my survival instincts were triggering to avoid that corner and warning me of danger and to get away from it.

I got somewhat close to it out of curiosity and the closer you got the colder it got like it could literally freeze you if you got too close and stayed too long, it almost pulled me to it and took control of me, but I was able to resist and get away.

I walked away but walked back not long after, I saw a young man standing in that corner on the island-like area, and he seemed to be frozen and a man who was or reminded me of my former male classmate MH was walking over there like the corner was calling him and had control of him like he was mesmerized by it (which is how I felt too, but I was able to resist it somewhat but it could control me too if I stayed too long).

I tried to warn him but he was mesmerized and walked to the corner and started freezing too, a somewhat older overweight woman with dark-color skin started calling for her son who was the young man who seemed to be freezing, and I warned her to stay back and I risked my life to save him and MH or the MH-like man.

I ran over and I grabbed the freezing young man, I could feel the coldness getting stronger and the pull and the mind control attempts or whatever, but I kept my resistance up and I carried the young man to the middle room and I laid him on something.

His mother and I tried to wake him up but he literally had ice on him, I heard a quiet flatline-like sound like his heart had stopped, and so I hit him in the chest with my fist several times until his heart started back beating and he woke up.

We got a heating pad and put it on him, and then I ran to save MH and I brought him back and laid them next to each other under the heating pad.

I was somewhat cold but I started to warm myself up too, I still felt some lingering impact from that corner like my resistance had been weakened, and so getting close to it again would definitely not be a good idea.

I wondered what kind of phenomenon was going on in that corner, was it paranormal and / or supernatural and / or natural, and what was causing it et cetera.

I felt that area should be blocked off and that warning signs should be put up, and that scientists et cetera should investigate what was going on there but that is all that I can remember of this part of the dream.

This part of the dream started in maybe the school-like part of the building where maybe there were students and other people, at some point I was in a dimly lit room on a stage-like area with other people watching something, and on the ground level in the distance I started to see a woman with light-color skin with short-to-medium length somewhat curly yellow hair who somewhat reminded me of a former female classmate of mine from elementary school whose name I can not remember but maybe it started with a S.

This woman seemed to be watching, looking for something, trying to do something, and maybe talking out-loud to herself sometimes so her behavior was strange so I kept an eye on her sometimes as she moved around.

At some point it seemed that I was her target, she seemed to be stalking me and it seemed that she knew me, and I heard her mumbling to herself about someone who I assumed to be me in the past.

It sounded like she was mumbling about in the past when we were in school together I had told her some inspiring things and about some of my grand goals and plans in life that I wanted to achieve in the future, she was inspired by words and by my future plans, but now that I am older I had not reached those goals and had not become the man that she had expected and that I had hoped to be and this seemed to really bother her seeing the person who inspired her not follow his own words of inspiration and goals so in a way maybe it made me seem like a liar and / or failure et cetera and maybe somehow this impacted her life too.

I think that I heard her say her name, I can not remember her first name (maybe it started with a T or S, but I can not remember), but her assumed last name sounded like maybe De Santos (Day San-Tows).

I went to talk to her either after or before I saw her possibly trying to plant a bomb and / or false evidence and / or something against me like she was trying to set me up and / or punish me and / or kill me and / or something else, I can not remember what was said between us or where she went, and my memory of what happened next is even more unclear and confused.

I possibly went to investigate the area where I assumed that she had planted something in maybe the back of a truck in the camper (trailer bed), it was a strange indoor / outdoor area almost like a cave with grass and dirt combined with indoor-like areas, and I saw some animated characters from the anime television show franchise Naruto including a fictional large One Piece-like character who was a man with several followers and Sakura Haruno.

I am not sure if Sakura was already unconscious or dead or whatever but I remember her laying on the ground not moving, the animated large man put her on back of the truck, and he put some kind of special liquid on her wounds (he possibly made these wounds himself with a knife as part of some kind of procedure / ritual, but I am not sure).

Some words of doubt, concern, et cetera were said by the large man and some of his followers about what he was about to do like Sakura’s life was at stake and if she died then some others may try to avenge her or something.

The man started to cut open maybe Sakura’s face and parts of her body, maybe inside her body was a large wooden box, he opened the box to reveal another Sakura (who was really maybe the same Sakura but now a new body) inside the box laying next to a Sasuke Uchiha who had somehow grown inside her body or something, and he took both of their unconscious bodies out of the box to continue whatever he was doing.

I looked inside the box to see objects from my past, that were possibly planted by the woman from earlier, and some of these objects included: mailing labels, tickets, papers from my past with my name and writing et cetera, and various other things from my past and some things associated with me but that were not mine that made me wonder if she had somehow stolen some of my stuff over the years and / or from back then and had possibly been mailing people things and pretending to be me or something as possibly part of a plan to set me up or punish me or because she was obsessed with me or something.

It was interesting seeing these old objects from my past, I tried to look for things that I recognized while trying to remember the memories associated with them, but I also wondered what this all meant and what was going on.

The second Sakura and Sasuke or just the second Sakura possibly woke up as the man was trying to wake them up or whatever, but I am not sure.

That is all that I can remember of this dream even though I know that there was much more.

The end,

-John Jr


Working On Something And Getting Advice

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I went to sleep super late again and I slept on the couch, I did not record my dreams that I had, and so now I barely remember a piece of two.

Dream 1

This dream possibly involved me working on something and getting advice, I have now forgotten the theme of this dream and the other details, and so that is all that I can remember now other than it had something to do with something from the real world from Saturday.

Several of my dreams were inspired by things that I did, saw, heard, thought, et cetera on Saturday.

Dream 2

This dream was like the previous dream with me working on something and getting advice but this dream had an anime theme that was inspired by me watching anime on Toonami before going to sleep.

The anime or one of the animes in this dream was Naruto: Shippuden, and possibly was inspired by part of the Sasuke Uchiha versus Danzō Shimura fight in Episode 210 (The Forbidden Visual Jutsu).

But that is all that I can remember of this dream.

The end,

-John Jr


C’s Famous Hamburgers & Becoming Hange Zoë’s Test Subject? | A Naked Woman & Sasuke Uchiha In A French Class?

Dream 1

All that I can remember of the first dream is that it took place during a nice day in the city of LC, and I was riding in an automobile with my dad and one of my brothers as we passed the multi-story building where one of our former ear/nose/throat doctors used to have his office; and I was telling them some of my memories of the doctor and his office.

We saw C’s Famous Hamburgers on the left side of the street, and we decided to go there to get something to eat because I have not been there in many years, so we parked, and we went inside, I ordered a regular hamburger, and I sat at a table where several kids and young adults were waiting to get their food as well; and at some point I switched to another table where some adults were sitting.