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Joe Rogan & Shaquille O’Neal & JB | JB & Man Child

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Dream 1

A forgotten part of this dream involved me working at The BP Library and interacting with some of my coworkers, and later in the dream I was part of a Joe Rogan film shoot (I am not sure what we were filming) that was taking place near a motel during the day.

At some point I was carrying maybe a spray bottle of some kind of cleaner in one hand and something else in my other hand as I walked by and / or through the motel, a female employee of the motel with light-color skin saw me walking by, and for some unknown reason she called the front desk of the motel to report me.

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A Bully & A Ride & My Sister Gets Abducted By Aliens & Shaquille O’Neal & Talking About Operating Systems

This was either several dreams or one dream with several transitions, I am not sure which, and so I will type it as one dream.

One part of the dream took place during the day where I went to the front of what looked like a fictional version of The KRH Elementary School that had a small playground in front of it, some of my family was there, and there were some kids there.

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Bathrooms & Zatarain’s | A Deity Spreading Disease? | Snakes & Popeyes

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Dream 1

This dream took place at a multi-purpose building that had: a fictional version of The BP Library, a college, one or more stores / businesses, a medical clinic, and more.

I was working at The BP Library, I guess it was almost time for me to go, but I needed to urinate; and so I went to find a bathroom that had some privacy.

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My Brother CC Needs To Lose Some Muscle Mass Because Of A Military Rule

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Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream from last night is that it involved some of my family, some of my family members, and I going to the doctor’s office of a doctor we knew so that we could hopefully get a free medical checkup because we knew the doctor.

I remember us waiting to see the doctor we knew and at some point we saw him talking with some people in the waiting room with us and some of his female nurses, and he stopped to talk with us and at first I think that the doctor was the professional basketball player Shaquille O’Neal but eventually he probably changed into my male cousin EE without me noticing the change.

We told him why we were there, there were other people around so at first he did not want them to know that he was going to give us medical checkups for free, but then he changed his mind saying that we were family (because he was my cousin EE now) so he told his nurses to mark in the system that our full medical checkups would be free.

He then went to do our full free medical checkups one-at-a-time, but I woke up.

Dream 2

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during the day inside a barber shop and/or hair salon, Kim Kardashian and some of her family and maybe a film crew were there as a male barber and/or hairdresser was shaving Kim’s face and giving her a haircut and/or styling her hair et cetera as Kim sat in his chair as her family watched and the film crew filmed it as they talked; and that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 3

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place during a nice sunny day, I remember walking near The G House between the house and where the garden used to be, and to my surprise I saw my brother CC and my sister-in-law JC and my new baby nephew CC and several young women who were probably family members of my sister-in-law JC sitting and talking (not my nephew CC because he is just a baby) in front of the gate that leads to the boat port (garage) at The E House.

At first I thought that I was imagining things or hallucinating or something because no one had mentioned that they were going to visit and it made no sense because they live so far away, also they did not seem to see me, and so at first I stood there thinking to myself thinking that they were not real.

I even waved at them but none of them were looking at me except my baby nephew CC seemed to be looking in my direction almost but I was not sure if he was looking at me or not, and his eyes seemed very dark oddly but I assumed that it was just a baby thing as their bodies are still developing and the distance and a trick of the outdoor light and shade making his eyes looks so dark and maybe completely dark which I imagined would scare some people but I did not feel anything negative or evil really but I thought that maybe some other people might if this was not a trick of light and shade and distance or a baby thing.

After standing there thinking that they were not real I eventually started to realize that they were really there so I walked over to talk with them and see my new baby nephew CC in person for the first time (I can not remember if my nephew CC’s eyes looked normal or not once I got closer, but I do remember him smiling and looking happy and cute and somewhat like me when I was a baby), and then the others left almost immediately after I approached while I talked with my brother CC alone.

My brother CC and I do not keep in touch much really oddly and sadly so I did not really know what to talk about, and so I felt awkward at first.

My brother CC told me that he was trying to lose a certain amount of muscle mass and weight because the military said that he was too muscular now (he was already in the military, but was even more muscular now after at least two years of training and active duty) they were going to be doing military exercises with another allied country’s military, and they had a rule where you could not be too muscular and heavy to help avoid embarrassing ally soldiers who are less muscular and lighter or something odd like that (I guess they did not want some ally soldiers being embarrassed that they are not as muscular or something silly like that).

My brother CC had gotten even more muscular from working out in the military so now the soldiers over him had him on a special workout and diet plan involving more cardio and less weight lifting and a special diet, and he was telling me about this and about the soldiers training him to lose muscle mass.

One of the soldiers training him was a man with white skin who had him doing a lot of endurance exercises, he told me about him and the exercises which involved a lot of running, and he told me how much muscle mass and weight he has lost so far and what his end goal was.

I thought that this entire situation was a bit strange and ridiculous, he was taking it seriously and you could see that he was losing muscle mass and weight probably too quickly, and I worried about his health and I told him so.

I wondered if this military rule was part of some of the new overly sensitive and sheltering cultural movements going on, but I woke up as I thought about this and as I enjoyed finally getting to talk with my brother CC and that I got to see my new nephew CC in person for the first time.

The end,

-John Jr

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Trying To Test My Grappling Skills Against My Cousin ME

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I had several dreams last night but I forgot all of them except for part of the end of one dream, and this dream took place during a nice sunny day; but I can not remember the beginning or middle of the dream or most of the dream.

I was inside my parent’s house in the living room walking around, outside the window I noticed several people in my parent’s yard who were probably people who lived on Eastside like my former classmate SM, and I saw my cousin ME with them.

My cousin ME seemed even taller & bigger than he already is in real life, in the dream he was almost the size of Shaquille O’Neal or someone like that, and he saw me looking out of the window I think; and he came to the back door, and so I let him inside the house & I greeted him.

For some reason I felt like testing my grappling skills against my cousin ME because he is way taller than me, way bigger than me, should be stronger than me, has way more reach than me, and in the dream he was training to be an amateur Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter.

I wanted to see how good or bad my grappling skills were against someone with hand-to-hand combat training (especially MMA training) & who was way bigger/taller/stronger than me, because I have no formal training in hand-to-hand combat really in real life, except that I once went to a 1 or 2 hour self-defense class once for women with my mom & my cousin DE when I & my cousin DE were kids but it was only one session & I was too young to remember anything that I learned.

I asked my cousin ME to have a grappling sparring match against me so that I could test my grappling skills, and then he could teach me some moves/skills that he learned in his MMA class; and he said okay, and then I started to prepare myself by thinking of several ways that I could quickly defeat my cousin ME.

I daydreamed three ways that I could quickly defeat my cousin ME, my daydreams happened like a dream within a dream, but I woke up before our sparing match started.

The end,

-John Jr