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Stephen Colbert Remodeling A Building

Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is that it involved the video game Fallout 4, but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

All that I can remember of this dream is that it took place at a windowless school or college where I assume that I was a student, I remember being in a quiet part of a building where there were bathrooms and several other rooms along some hallways that had brownish colored carpet, and I was there with Stephen Colbert.

Mr. Colbert was given the honor of remodeling this part of the building (he possibly was paying for it as well, but I can not remember), after he toured the area and came up with how he wanted to remodel it, I remember helping him move some things in and out of this area; and maybe I helped him do some painting and some other things, but I can not remember.

Mr. Colbert finished his remodeling project at some point, he made this part of the building look more upscale, even the bathrooms looked more upscale and clean; and I remember congratulating him on his work, and then this part of the building was open again.

I remember going to use the men’s bathroom because I needed to urinate, the men’s bathroom was painted a bright light-yellowish color with whitish colored fancy trim with a hard-tiled floor, and it looked pretty upscale and large with many tall urinals built into the walls that touched the floor so you stood up and urinated in the drain that was on the ground.

There was no privacy for the urinals so you stood there next to other people as you urinated, I remember standing there urinating as a few other men entered the bathroom, and one of the men was an older man with whitish colored skin with a whitish colored beard who I briefly talked to as we washed our hands.

As I was walking away from the sink I was angrily approached by my former female classmate AH, which surprised and confused me even in the dream, because this was the men’s bathroom.

My former classmate AH was angry at me because she alleged that earlier in the dream during a part of the dream that I can not remember, I was sitting in a cafeteria-like area talking with my former male classmate JF among a crowd of other former classmates of mine including my former classmate AH who was talking to a former male schoolmate and/or classmate of ours with whitish colored skin with short yellowish and brownish colored hair whose name I can not remember at another table, and she alleged that she heard me saying bad things about her and our former schoolmate or classmate who she was talking to.

I did not remember saying anything bad about them, in fact I remember saying good things about them during my conversation with my former classmate JF, and so I told her this but she would not believe me.

She continued to accuse me of this as I repeatedly told her that this was probably not true and that maybe she misunderstood what I said, we continued this conversation as we walked to a cafeteria-like area that was either in the men’s bathroom or not far from it, and my former classmate JF arrived to join us.

I told him about what was going on and he agreed with my version of events but our former classmate JH still did not believe us, we asked some other people who were there earlier and they agreed with my version of events, but our former classmate JH still did not believe us.

My former classmate JH continued to angrily accuse me, which was getting very annoying and frustrating as I tried to explain what I remembered and said in different ways hoping to get her to believe me, but it was not working.

At some point I tried almost everything that I could think of but it still failed, and so I asked her what could I do to make her believe me and what did I need to do to make her stop being angry at me.

I can not remember what happened exactly, I think that she said that the only thing that I could do was to say that her version of events was true, but that was not an option because she was wrong.

She angrily walked to her table to talk with the same former schoolmate or classmate from earlier, she continued to accuse me and tell others and talk about me which was annoying, but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr

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July 4, 2015 | Dream Journal

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Dream 1

All that I can remember of this dream is being inside a multi-story school/college-like building, some other students and I went inside a room with old military uniforms from different countries (mostly from the USA) from maybe the American Revolutionary War until maybe World War II, and we each had to quickly pick a uniform to wear so that we could take a group photograph where everyone would be together but separated in different lines based on which uniform you were wearing.

Unfortunately there was not enough time for me to look through most of the uniforms or to try them on, and so I had to rush and almost randomly pick a uniform; and I put the uniform on, it turned out to be a Confederate General’s/Commander uniform supposedly, and so I got in line with the other students wearing Confederate uniforms; and the General/Commander for our group was a man who looked like or was the comedian Stephen Colbert, but I was accidentally wearing the General’s uniform (we used the term Commander instead of General for some unknown reason).

I told Commander Colbert that we should quickly change uniforms because he was the Commander, he said that it was not necessary and we probably did not have enough time to change, and then it was time for us to line up and take our photographs; and after we took our photographs I remember walking to another room that was a small cafeteria where some of my former classmates were sitting like my former female classmate DF, and I sat down to talk with them.

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Dom Cobb + Stephen Colbert + Superman + Lindsey Reckis = ?

*I got my new glasses (Simple Rectangular Eyeglasses 234321) today from Zenni Optical, and they feel pretty comfortable (though they could have been a bit wider), but I still have to test them today outside and inside.*

I only barely remember part of my last dream which was an interesting dream, unfortunately I can not remember most of it and my memory of it is flawed, but seemed to take place underground in a fictional dimly lit place that was probably based on the hidden underground dream/memory floors/levels/worlds that the character Dom Cobb from the film Inception used to hide/store some of his personal memories/dream worlds/dream characters.

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Getting Accused Of Pretending To Be A Police Officer And Mrs. B’s Tests | Visiting A Place Owned By A Native American Tribe

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Dream 1

There was more parts to the first dream but all that I can remember is being in a fictional city and two unknown men with whitish colored skin and I drove a bus back to the city of D, one of the men drove the bus, and once we got to the city of D I remember us driving up my parents street and into the yard of E Manor where the boat is.

I told the man who was driving that this was a yard/house and a dead end and that we needed to turn around so we turned around and we drove to a workshop/shop-like building connected to school, inside were a few soldiers who were probably in the Army National Guard, and my former male classmate DH was there as well as a soldier and maybe my former male classmate JC was there at some point as well.

I remember the soldiers being very relaxed and we all talked, at some point my former male classmate AP entered the room/shop from a door that led to a hall from the school, and he started talking to us about politics as students and teachers were moving around because it was time to switch classes.

A male teacher who either was or looked like the actor Kevin Otto or Stephen Colbert entered the shop and he heard the conversation about politics, which I guess was not allowed at the school, and so he told my former classmate AP and the two men and I to follow him because I guess we were in trouble for breaking the school rules about not talking about politics.

We followed him through a hall into the school as students and teachers walked around until I got separated from the others when a slightly over-fat female student with whitish colored skin with long yellowish hair blocked my path accusing me of pretending to be an officer (she meant police officer I think), an incident like this with a young woman or woman also happened earlier in the dream during the parts of the dream that I can not remember, and this has happened before in one or more past dreams that I probably forgot and/or that I typed.

The the past incidents like this the female student kept accusing me of pretending to be an officer/police officer as I try to explain that is not true as she refuses to listen or answer my questions that would prove that she is wrong, in each incident the females accusing me seem/act a bit crazy, and they keep blocking my path accusing me.

In each incident the females bit me softly and said that my DNA proves that I am pretending to be an officer/police officer, which makes no sense and sounds crazy, and when I try to explain how that makes no sense and how it is wrong and how it sounds crazy they will not listen; and fortunately their bites did not hurt.

My former female classmate AM was in his area but she did not help me even when I asked because she did not want to get involved because the female student seemed crazy and I kept trying to avoid the female student but she kept blocking my path and accusing me until we got interrupted by the teacher Mrs. B (mother of my former classmate RB and EB who are both twins with RB being a female and EB being a male), and Mrs. B was angrily arguing with a slightly over-fat female student with long reddish colored hair who was one of her fictional daughters it seemed.

Mrs. B was yelling about how she did not come home last night and she wanted to know where she was and she complained about how she has been disobeying her husband and her recently, her daughter argued back about Mrs. B and her father being too strict, and everyone in the hall stopped to watch/listen to their argument until Mrs. B told everyone to line up; and so we did, and she said that she was going to test everyone.

She sat up two long rectangular wooden tables on the left and right side of the hall, the first table/test had a paper sign that said The Pass/The Passing Test with a description of the test, but I am not sure what the second test was called; and Mrs. B said a few things to us angrily, and she had us walk past her one at a time greeting her as she gave us a grade of pass or fail.

When it was my turn I looked down and to my left while greeting Mrs. B who was standing in front of me on my right side, when I past/passed her she said that I passed, and from the description of The Pass/The Passing Test and from her reaction my guess is that this test was to see if we would look away when greeting her showing that we respected her authority and that we would be easier to control and less likely to cause problems in her opinion.

If you looked at her in the eyes while passing and greeting her she would give you the grade of fail because students who were not afraid to look her in the eyes were probably more likely to rebel and cause problems and would be harder to control in her opinion, and so she was trying to find the students who would be most likely to cause problems.

The second test involved objects that were for sale on the second table, we each walked past this table after the first test, and those who looked at the objects without stealing them and without doing a few other things that I can not remember would pass the second test probably while the others would fail the test; and I passed this test as well.

The purpose of this test was not known or clear to me but it seemed that it was expected that most of us would look at the objects to distract ourselves from this uncomfortable situation, but those who showed no interest in the objects and those who stole the objects were more likely to cause problems and be harder to control in her opinion probably.

Mrs. B seemed to be very strict and angry and mean in this dream, she seemed to like to control and structure things according to the advice of various sources like religious and scientific and educational sources; but that is all that I can remember of this dream.

Dream 2

The second dream was long and interesting and overall positive but I can not remember most of the dream because it was a unique and strange combination of the past, present future, memories of past dreams, parts of the dream inspired by past dreams, false memories, et cetera.

The different parts of the dream took place in a slightly fictional version of the city of D with the first part taking place during the day near a fictional multi-story building where Burger King should be, two women and a man wearing an advanced powered exoskeleton / exosuit with a grappling hook like from the video game Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare were in a small advanced helicopter-like aircraft that could also fly like an airplane, and they were after a male criminal who was inside the building.

The two women hovered the aircraft in the air while the man used the grappling hook on his exosuit to grapple through to the upper floor of the building and maybe he took out the criminal or he escaped, either way the man with the exosuit used his grappling hook to pull himself back to the aircraft, and there was a cool slow motion moment where he flew through the window of the aircraft through a small opening in the glass that closed behind him once he landed perfectly in his seat; but that is all that I can remember of this part of the dream.

The second part of the dream involved the police looking for a man with whitish colored skin with short hair, I think that I was at a fictional area on the right side of the road to LC before you get to the outskirts of the city that was owned by members of a Native American tribe where people could visit to see the area where their ancestors used to live, and I had memories of this place and visiting it before from past dreams and/or false memories and I learned things about this place like maybe some of my ancestors used to live there and this place was a positive place for me.

This place had some dry dirt/desert-like areas with hard orangish colored dirt, there were some mounds, some small mountain-like areas, and various other areas that I can not remember; and my family and I used to visit this place sometimes in my memories and false memories of this place.

The police found the man who they were after hiding in this place and they arrested him and took him to jail, and that is all that I can remember of this part of the dream.

The third part of the dream took place during the day near N Street where some people were looking for the man who the police arrested in the second part of the dream, he had been let out of jail after serving a few years in jail maybe, but he started back committing crimes so the police were after him again; and so I told the people to look for him at the area that the Native American tribe owned, and they probably caught him there again but that is all that I can remember of this part of the dream.

The fourth/last part of the dream took place during the day up the road past BB Grocery Store and I was riding on the back of a large trailer with college students, their professor who was bald with dark brownish colored skin wearing glasses, and my former male classmate JC; and they were going to visit the place owned by the Native American tribe, but first they were going to walk somewhere.

I remember thinking about how it had been years since I last visited that place alone or with my family, the last time in my false memory was back when I last tried to return to college in a past dream but failed, and even though that was a negative experience I felt positive about my memories of visiting that place and I was excited about the chance to see it again and I thought about the things that I learned from those negative and positive and neutral experiences; and I remember telling my former classmate JC about some of my memories until they stopped the truck pulling the trailer, and the professor announced that we were going to walk somewhere as he lectured us about it but I woke up.

The end,

-John Jr