Saints Row (2022 Video Game)

What Is It?

The 2022 action-adventure video game Saints Row (2022) / Fake Row / Gen Z Row / Hipster Row / Cringe Row developed by Volition and published by Deep Silver, it is a fake reboot of the real Saints Row series; and it is the fifth game in the franchise, but I will treat it like it is not part of the franchise.

Saints Row – Story Reveal Trailer | PS5 & PS4 Games
Honest Game Trailers | Saints Row (2022)

Here is how Metacritic describes this fake Saints Row & sorry excuse of a video game:

Welcome to Santo Ileso, a vibrant fictional city in the heart of the American Southwest.

In a world rife with crime, where lawless factions fight for power, a group of young friends embark on their own criminal venture, as they rise to the top in their bid to become Self Made.

As the future Boss, with Neenah, Kevin, and Eli by your side, you’ll form The Saints and take on Los Panteros, The Idols, and Marshall as you build your empire across the streets of Santo Ileso and battle for control of the city.

Ultimately, Saints Row is the story of a start-up company, it’s just that the business The Saints are in happens to be crime.

Experience the biggest and best Saints Row playground ever created; the unique sprawling world of Santo Ileso is the backdrop for a wild, larger than life sandbox of thrilling side hustles, criminal ventures and blockbuster missions, as you shoot, drive, and wingsuit your way to the top.

Express yourself and unleash your inner Saint, with the most advanced suite of customization tools yet seen in an open-world game, make your character, your car, and your crew your own.

Dive into epic gunfights and high speed chases, and witness outrageous only-in-Saints-Row moments in an original story that charts the Saints’ remarkable rise to power.

Enjoy the freedom of playing the entire campaign with a friend through seamless untethered co-op play, where you can both push the limits of your gang and create your own gameplay moments together.


Saints Row Inspired Dreams And Dating Fun

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Source: Wikipedia

Dream 1

I barely remember part of three dreams from last night, with the first and last dreams being inspired by the video game Saints Row, but not the second dream.

The only thing that I remember about the first dream is that the 3rd Street Saints were fighting over territory against the Los Carnales.

Dream 2

The second dream was my favorite but I forgot most of it unfortunately so a lot of the details are missing, but I know that I came across a woman somewhere & we ended up going on a date and the date went well so we started dating; but I can not remember most of the details.

My wild guess is that I was in public somewhere at maybe a museum-like place or something, and the woman & her friend were there too; and maybe we started talking, and maybe her friend encouraged us to go out on a date or something but I am not sure.

I can not even remember what the woman looked like exactly, she might have had short-medium length brown colored hair with whitish/light brownish/yellowish skin color, she might have looked slightly like Shannyn Sossamon but I am not sure.

I know that we got along very well and we liked to joke around with these inside jokes that only we knew, and I think that I let my family meet her after our first date; we seemed to bring out the joyful/comedic parts of each other, parts hidden/lost from our childhood and/or not publicly shared usually, and so we had a lot of fun during the dream just goofing around being funny.

At some point we came across another couple in public and we invited them to eat with us, I remember introducing the woman as my girlfriend even though I was not sure if we were officially dating or not at first, but the woman confirmed that we were dating in a loud/funny way.

The other couple acted middle-upper class/up-tight/cold/adult-like/unhappy while we acted the opposite, and the other couple seemed to look down on us & they complained a lot; and so we decided to joke around to annoy them more, and have fun. 😀

We did our little inside jokes and various small things that we knew would annoy them, since they liked everything to be done in a certain so-called proper/adult-like/boring way; and at some point they probably left in annoyance, and the woman & I continued having fun without them.

Unfortunately I can not remember the rest of the this dream.

Dream 3

The last dream involved all the Saints Row gangs fighting this time, and there was a new mode where you could target a stronghold & still do other missions or something like that, and there was some new rules that I can not remember; and the various gangs were trying different strategies to adjust to the new rules, but that is all that I can remember.

The end,

-John Jr 🙂